Writing Your Book is Addictive
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Intro to Addiction
Can you image the feeling you get when you receive a copy of the book--you wrote--in the mail? Can you imagine the finished product with a beautiful trade paperback or hard cover in the palm of your hands? Can you see your name printed on the cover and on the spine of the book? There is no denying--you accomplished something great.
Anticipating that feeling alone is what makes a person begin writing in the first place. That feeling is what pushes you to finish writing your book and spend weeks or months editing your book. That feeling is what gives you the patience to wait months for your words to turn into something you can pass on to your children and their children. That feeling is your drive and that drive is addictive.
Once you have the book in your hand, snuggling it like the precious baby it is, you do not want that feeling to end. Even months later, after you read and reread it several times, that feeling, that drive starts to crave for more.
Now you are officially an addict.
Hi, my name is Leslie and I’m an addict. Having the next great book in the palm of my hands, on shelves in the bookstore, and etched into readers minds is all I think of. If this is you, which most likely it is, then you must satisfy this craving and I will show you how. But first you must identify the three stages of this ailment.
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The stages of Book Writing Addiction
There are many stages of this ailment. These stages will explain the progressive nature of book writing addiction and what to look for in order to self diagnose. Once you discover the signs and symptoms of book writing addiction within yourself, and are therefore an addict, you can quickly begin the recovery process.
The first stage: Anticipation
This includes your first experience with writing. During this period, understandably you feel thrilled by the idea of having your name printed on the cover of a book. The determination that flows through your body is like a drug, which then propels you to continue writing long after your bedtime.
The second stage: Binge
During this stage, you begin to have uncontrollable cravings for success. Writing may begin to interfere with your “normal” routines, such as preparing dinner for your family. You may frequently ignore the clock and telephone calls. Your children may start to complain about receiving less help with their homework and an inch of dust may begin to collect on furniture. This is the bingeing stage.
The third stage: Full Dependence
During this stage, you immediately feel a sense of dissociation when forced to stop writing. Now you feel anxious and moody while away from your book. Notebooks collect with ideas and character analysis and your boss may question your loyalty to your job. Family and friends find you sleeping at your computer and you rarely eat an adequate diet. Potatoes chips will become your best friend and a pound or two may sneak up on you.
So what do you do? How do you fix this?
Once you are a full dependent of book writing, there is no turning back. A special group of scientists from around the world is currently working on a cure for this ailment. Although there is currently no cure, you can treat your symptoms. Here's how:
1. Get an adequate amount of sleep.
2. Set a time limit on book writing. A good start is a couple hours a day.
3. Eat nutritiously and do not skip meals.
4. Frequently take breaks during writing time. Stretch your legs, rest your eyes and get some fresh air.
5. Hug your children and remind them that you love them.
6. Make your family proud and participate in family activities.
7. Stop working on your book during your job hours. It will improve your relationship with the boss.
8. Discuss topics other than your book’s progress with family, friends, neighbors and coworkers.
9. Make your significant other feel that he or she is just as important to you as your book is.
10. Most importantly, remove the inch of dust that has accumulated on the furniture. No one needs allergies during their recovery.
This has been an amusing look at book writing addiction.
Leslie Lee Sanders