Your Name is What?

You have this name no one can pronounce

Ordinary I don't think it is

Unique I wouldn’t call it

Redundant to everyone ears who hears it

Not original, but you think it is

Animal mistakenly answer to it

Many have tried and failed to get the right pronunciation

Even you’re not quite sure how to say it

I think it a joke someone played on you

So don’t get mad if you’re called something else

Were your parents drinking when they came up with it

Heaven help them I think they were

At mention of your name people burst out in flames

Time to think about getting another name

Your name is what?