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A Few Short Funny Rhyming Poems

Updated on October 8, 2016

I LOVE TO TELL JOKES

 

Dad said when I grow up,

I can be the funniest, funniest,

Best me I can be,

People will even pay to see me,

I love to tell jokes,

I love to pull pranks,

So much so,

Sometimes,

I even get spanked.

But when everyone is still,

And my few tears are dried,

My brain is still racing and storming,

With more funny jokes and pranks inside.

D. Alsup

 

TOO MANY

 

Too many nicknames,

Just tell me the truth,

Do I look like a Boo Boo, Jr., Pee Wee,

Squirt, or Bud or Juice?

 

This nickname thing,

Has got to stop!

Instead of calling you,

Mom and Pop,

 

I think I'll call you,

Mr George Thomas Jarowski

And Ms. Lillian Anne Gabor

To remind you I don't want to be,

Nicknamed no more!

D. Alsup

Smells

 

My Daddy smells like tobacco and books,

Mother, like lavender and listerine;

Uncle John carries a whiff of cigars,

Nannie smells starchy and soapy and clean.

Shandy, my dog, has a smell of his own

(When he's been out in the rain, he smells most);

But Katie, the cook, is more splendid than all--

She smells exactly like hot butterd toast!

Christopher Morley

I hope you enjoyed these poems. Let me know how you liked them. If you have any short funny rhyming poems, that you want to add, please do. And Thanks for coming to my hub.

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    • BIGCSSHOP profile imageAUTHOR

      BIGCSSHOP 

      6 years ago

      Hi LeaghJanell and Beyond Max, So glad you enjoyed the poems and took the time to leave a comment. Have an awesome year!

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      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Lovely poems, sweet all of them, cute =)

    • LeaghJanell profile image

      LeaghJanell 

      6 years ago from Fairfield, Iowa

      I really enjoyed "Smells." Keep on keeping on...

    • BIGCSSHOP profile imageAUTHOR

      BIGCSSHOP 

      6 years ago

      Love your poem Carla, thanks for sharing!

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      Carla 

      6 years ago

      roses are red

      violets are blue

      hony is sweet

      and so are you.

      rose are red

      violets are blue

      someone loves you

      here is a clue

    • PADDYBOY60 profile image

      PADDYBOY60 

      7 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Very nice. I really like the one called smells. It reminded me of my childhood, being around my uncles and aunts.

    • BIGCSSHOP profile imageAUTHOR

      BIGCSSHOP 

      8 years ago

      Thanks kenza for visiting. I like your comment.

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      kenza 

      8 years ago

      i am in a land that has a band

    • BIGCSSHOP profile imageAUTHOR

      BIGCSSHOP 

      9 years ago

      Thanks Nell Rose,

      Have A Happy Life!

    • Nell Rose profile image

      Nell Rose 

      9 years ago from England

      Hi, I like your poems but especially My daddy smells like..I thought it was really good it made me smile! cheers nell

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      unkwoned 

      9 years ago

      hi1ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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