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Humorus Poetry-- All Was Alright Then!

Updated on September 3, 2012

All was alright..

Was with ex wife eating at a Restaurant

having our dinner at 'Mount Pleasant's grill and bar'

Chicken barbecue, spaghetti and Meatballs

not a bad choice for a late dinner after all.

suddenly, saw a cat running after a tiny little mouse

"Told you, this not the same like cooking for us at home"

I agreed with her assumption, this place was a bad choice

then I heard the cook running and making a lot of noise...!

Darn cat jumped all over the Freezer and casseroles

seem that the cat proudly had its prey in his mouth

I had the same I swallowed this piece of noodle

Ex wife was disgusted with all, and I told her to keep her cool!

could not stand this mismatched comparison and threw up

right on my ex wife 'full meal' who screaming "You! ass##!", stood up

my nightmare was becoming true in vivid colors, you know?

she was about to kill, but refrained from swinging her fist around

thrilled went to the bathroom and washed my mouth

when I saw this woman screaming at me, "'get out!"

wrong place wrong moment, wife came and thought the worst

ran outside to take some air, enough of that crazy view from Dinty Moore

ex Wife tried to exit the restaurant, hollering, "enough is enough!"

and all of a sudden as she opened the door, hitting a cop

the one that gave me ticket, how great, little rat!

I held my unleashed grinning expression

and looked down in faked desperation

As we got to the car, I saw another ticket on my windshield

Kicked the ground and felt my nerves hitting rock steel

damn him! Wish these officers would get a life

and not getting in my ass to meet their quota....that's not right!

as we drove away, we saw another cat chasing some mice

enough of bad nightmares from this wonderful 'Paradise'

wife became an ex after so much turmoil that hit the roof

salute to all single men who always were misunderstood!

Now things are so different as I never thought

what goes around comes around, that's so true!

last night I joined this cop who divorced his wife who looked like Demi Moore

sharing an apartment with 'no mice and cats'...that's for sure!...Oh Lord!


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  • Lord De Cross profile image

    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Mizbejabbers, thanks for commenting, glad you were here. Have a great weekend!

  • MizBejabbers profile image

    Doris James-MizBejabbers 5 years ago

    Funny! My first thought was that the cat was catching meat for the stew.

  • Lord De Cross profile image

    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Hi there Gypsy.

    Is a cat and an innofensive tiny little rat. Gald you enjoyed this hunorous ranting!


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    Gypsy Rose Lee 6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

    LOL that was one funny hub! Love the pic of the mouse or is it rat and cat. They look so silly running around with mice in their mouth's at least my cat Sid does.

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Not a problem CHSPublish! You are right...we need this hubs more often, just to get a good laugh..and so far is free..!


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    chspublish 6 years ago from Ireland

    Very witty and entertaining. Just the kind of read to cheer us in the winter gloom and as economies ring out more doom. Glorious!

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Not a dream..right now I have to pay child support and the cop did help me with the rent...this is life!

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    Dim Flaxenwick 6 years ago from Great Britain

    l was waiting for you to wake up from a dream. Very funny.

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Bobbi you are welcome! hahahaha! Cannot write too much..I'm... I have, I've got to use the restroom now.

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    PurvisBobbi44 6 years ago from Florida


    I voted up and funny. I was laughing so much Sweetie Angel is upset, now and he is grumbling at me. Thanks for making me laugh today. As always your hubs are a joy to read.

    Your Hub Friend,


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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Hi Deborah!

    Hahaha..!We laugh to our ownselves at times..can you imagine going out with no car keyss..or not even our house keys?? Lol! We look at people on the streets and laugh too..don't ask why...but we will live longer for sure! Thanks for commenting dear Friend!


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    Deborah Brooks Langford 6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

    I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE SO FUNNY...I love this.. it is so cute... I voted uo and funny...