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Humorus Poetry-- All Was Alright Then!
All was alright..
Was with ex wife eating at a Restaurant
having our dinner at 'Mount Pleasant's grill and bar'
Chicken barbecue, spaghetti and Meatballs
not a bad choice for a late dinner after all.
suddenly, saw a cat running after a tiny little mouse
"Told you, this not the same like cooking for us at home"
I agreed with her assumption, this place was a bad choice
then I heard the cook running and making a lot of noise...!
Darn cat jumped all over the Freezer and casseroles
seem that the cat proudly had its prey in his mouth
I had the same look..as I swallowed this piece of noodle
Ex wife was disgusted with all, and I told her to keep her cool!
could not stand this mismatched comparison and threw up
right on my ex wife 'full meal' who screaming "You! ass##!", stood up
my nightmare was becoming true in vivid colors, you know?
she was about to kill, but refrained from swinging her fist around
thrilled went to the bathroom and washed my mouth
when I saw this woman screaming at me, "'get out!"
wrong place wrong moment, wife came and thought the worst
ran outside to take some air, enough of that crazy view from Dinty Moore
ex Wife tried to exit the restaurant, hollering, "enough is enough!"
and all of a sudden as she opened the door, hitting a cop
the one that gave me ticket, how great, little rat!
I held my unleashed grinning expression
and looked down in faked desperation
As we got to the car, I saw another ticket on my windshield
Kicked the ground and felt my nerves hitting rock steel
damn him! Wish these officers would get a life
and not getting in my ass to meet their quota....that's not right!
as we drove away, we saw another cat chasing some mice
enough of bad nightmares from this wonderful 'Paradise'
wife became an ex after so much turmoil that hit the roof
salute to all single men who always were misunderstood!
Now things are so different as I never thought
what goes around comes around, that's so true!
last night I joined this cop who divorced his wife who looked like Demi Moore
sharing an apartment with 'no mice and cats'...that's for sure!...Oh Lord!