Uncle Larry And Black Friday

Uncle Larry was deer hunting, and needed some Fox Pee to disguise his scent,
so he headed to Wal-Mart to buy it, because that is where he always went.
When he got there, he was surprised, to see tons of cars in the parking lot,
little did he know what was going to happen, it was Black Friday, he forgot.
He walked into the crowded store, and headed back to sporting goods,
grabbing the Fox Pee, he was in a hurry, to get back out to the woods.
Then something happened, that will be talked about for many years to come,
he came upon two women fighting, over by the shelves of candy and gum.
They were yelling and swinging purses, knocking candy off the shelf,
I know one of these women, I'll try to calm them down, thinking to himself.
But before he could say a word, the other woman said,'' Who in the heck are you?''
she grabbed him by the throat, and started choking him, and he was turning blue.
The woman he knew, came to his rescue, and accidentally hit him with her purse,
and then things were flying, people yelling, and the fight started to get even worse.
Other people were getting involved, and Uncle Larry was shoved into a shelf of tea,
some of the bottles hit the floor, he tripped and fell, and threw the bottle of pee.
Now Fox Pee has an aroma, that will knock your nose down to the floor,
when the bottle broke, and the smell hit the air, it nearly emptied the store.
Uncle Larry crawled to the counter, and said, '' I broke it, and I will pay!''
The clerk said, ''That's ok, don't worry now, because its Black Friday!''