Screw the Diet and Let's Eat...A NiaG Poem
My mind wanders to fantastical feasts
Gathered from previous wild roaming beasts
Such a dreaded thought for them I know
But watching the clock as the time goes on
My stomach makes a tune of a growling song
I can't help but yearn to go
This curious tune has me wanting to eat
Now feeling quite compelled I've hopped to my feet
This song plays on and continues to grow
It's not just Thanksgiving
I'm all the time dreaming
Of munching on something and so,
Today's a perfect excuse
To put my stomach under abuse
And eat 'til it starts to overflow
For the next week on
I see nothing wrong
With ignoring the diet and letting go