Things aren't always the way they seem...at least that's the way it seems.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. Mencken
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
Marilyn vos Savant
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
by Kenna McHugh 8 months ago
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30." --Groucho Marx
by Hokey 8 years ago
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.Martha Washington
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