Find someone who knows what they are doing. Adopt the person. Set a precedent by making that person the heir to the throne. Abdicate and live a quite life somewhere. Write a book about how I stumbled into being the king of the world.
1- Global Disarmament 2- Dissolution of UN and establishment of more representative body with focus on global well being. 3-No more Crusade or jihad. 4-Localized education System which fulfill individual needs and make them fit in global society. 5- By now many would have killed me over and over so yeah I better not accept that seat.