Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
He had nobody to go with!
How was ancient Rome split?
With a pair of ceasars!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger/
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.
What do you get when you cross a donkey steak with an onion?
A piece of ass that will make your eyes water.
I can't tell jokes. So I let someone on YouTube video tell it.
In case you heard it before... It's about two atoms walking down the street.
Fact: Planting bird seed will not grow birds.
When you think about it, some people do plant bird seed, expecting to grow birds?
Did you hear about the dingbat that flucked out of terrorist school?
They sent him out to blow up a bus and he burned his lips on the exhaust.
by Ian Stiglingh 7 years ago
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"To get to the other side of course but has the humour in this joke vanished because of its fame?
by Michael 10 years ago
Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?Because he had no body to go with!
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