Shorty's 13 - 15
Shorty's 13 -15 By Pat Gillem
There once was a boy called Bob,
who was nothing but a slob.
One day he was hit by a garbage truck,
now he is nothing but a blob!
There once was a boy called Jim,
whose body was very slim.
He fell through a crack in the floor,
now the mice are chasing him!
There once was a girl called Sue,
who ended up getting the bird flu.
She flapped her arms, flew into the air,
and her parents put her in a zoo!