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Top 25 Funny Facebook Status List - Be Liked

Updated on December 20, 2010

Since Facebook became more popular and most people in our modern society use it, you can read a seemingly infinite number of Facebook statuses everyday. But instead of informing you about what is going on in other people's lifes, most of them are just pretty boring. Nevertheless, some are hidden gems and so funny that I searched the web (especially the "Status Kings" application on Facebook) for real life statuses and present in this Hub the most hilarious ones! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did, have fun!

  • Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
  • ...wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed...

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
  • Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.


  • ...would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.


  • If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!

  • I liked your status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for liking your status!!!


  • Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.


  • ...is fighting ninjas.


  • ...doesn't "need" to be liked. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised.


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  • does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair!


  • scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.


  • The man who smiles when things go terribly wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.


  • Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.


  • What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck


  • Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student


  • If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?


  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ


  • This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!


  • Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud.


  • I'm the author of my life.Unfortunately I'm writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes.


  • I just change the name of my Ipod to "the titanic" so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says "the titanic is syncing".


  • ...had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.


  • A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.


  • I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

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      fhg 

      3 years ago

      Like it

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      Vipin pundir 

      4 years ago

      Narander modi sena

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      Lanky Jim 

      6 years ago

      If you liked these, check out "Funny Facebook Statuses" by Andrew Campbell on Amazon!

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      Neetika 

      6 years ago

      It rocks...

      I toooo love ittt.!!

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      dishrant rana 

      7 years ago

      LOL!...

      i love it..

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      kallini2010 

      7 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Facebook is a strange phenomena, but funny sometimes.

      Thank you for making me laugh,

      I loved these two the most:

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      A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

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      I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

      My computer is not broken (alas! for the house) and as far as life goes... I don't get it, LOL, but I claim that do.

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