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Shorty's 31 -33
Shorty's 31 - 33 By Pat Gillem
There once was a boy called Hank,
who drove a huge army tank.
But rotten luck, he hit a truck,
and they busted him down a rank!
There once was a boy called Bud,
who fainted at the sight of blood.
While smelling a rose, he got pricked on the nose,
and he fell to the floor with a thud!
There once was a boy called Dave,
who couldn't, and wouldn't behave.
His teacher miss Tanners, said,'' If you don't learn some manners,
you might as well live in a cave.''