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Shorty's 31 -33

Updated on December 18, 2011

Shorty's 31 - 33 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Hank,
who drove a huge army tank.
But rotten luck, he hit a truck,
and they busted him down a rank!

There once was a boy called Bud,
who fainted at the sight of blood.
While smelling a rose, he got pricked on the nose,
and he fell to the floor with a thud!

There once was a boy called Dave,
who couldn't, and wouldn't behave.
His teacher miss Tanners, said,'' If you don't learn some manners,
you might as well live in a cave.''

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Cyndi10 - Thank you. Have a good evening.

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      Cynthia B Turner 5 years ago from Georgia

      Funny, funny, funny!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi MM - Not as very good day indeedy! Thanks for stopping by. (:

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Poor 'ole Hank, Bud and Dave - not a good day!!!

      Voted up:-)