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Willy Got Run Over
Willy Got Run Over - By Pat Gillem
Willy got run over by a milk cow, walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
Willy don't remember just what happened,but we think the cow had ' Mad Cow Disease!'
The cops came out to investigate what happened, Willy tried to tell them just the way it went,
He stood there feeling kind of dizzy, because on his poor head he did have a little dent.
He said ''I was just walking down the side walk, singing a Christmas Song to myself,
and then I was on the ground, my head spinning, and I saw a bunch of little elves.''
Then he was jumping in the air kicking, and then he started to spit and sputter,
we tried to hold him down, but its not every day that a man gets hit by an udder.
Then he had a fit, and fell foaming at the mouth, and hit the ground beside us,
judging by the dent in his head, that poor old cow must have had mastitis.
Now Willy just got out of the hospital, feeling fit and happy as can be,
but every time he hears a cow mooing , you will find him sitting up a tree!