Shorty's 34 -36
Shorty's 34 -36 By Pat Gillem
There once was a girl called Mae,
who liked to make things out of clay.
She had a plan, and made a man,
and they eloped the other day!
There once was a girl called Grace,
who floated all over the place.
Everyone thunk, that she was drunk,
but she was getting ready for outer space!
There once was a boy called Thad,
who wanted to start a fad.
He wore curlers to school, and broke every rule,
which made him a bad little lad!