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Shorty's 34 -36

Updated on January 9, 2012

Shorty's 34 -36 By Pat Gillem

There once was a girl called Mae,
who liked to make things out of clay.
She had a plan, and made a man,
and they eloped the other day!

There once was a girl called Grace,
who floated all over the place.
Everyone thunk, that she was drunk,
but she was getting ready for outer space!

There once was a boy called Thad,
who wanted to start a fad.
He wore curlers to school, and broke every rule,
which made him a bad little lad!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi WD - Hows things my friend? Yeah, it is suppose to get real nasty up here for the next few days.

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      WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

      With all the cuts and privatization in the space program, Grace might be able to get a contract around here.

      Stay warm, buddy!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi MM - You are so welcome. Thanks for stopping by, and have a good evening.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Tasmmyswallow - Thank you so much. I try to keep them interesting and somewhat humorous.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hello Paddy, thanks for the first laugh of the day!

      All the very best to you, MM

      Voted up of course and very funny:-)

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      Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Well done Paddy Boy! I get the most interesting visual imagery from your poems. This is a hoot!