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Headlines That Don’t Match The Photos #5

Updated on November 9, 2013

With all the depressing, sometimes ulcer-churning news of late, I figured it was time for a break. So what better way to forget (for at least a little while) all the tedium of worldwide altercations, frustrations and dreary revelations but with a little levity courtesy of the very headlines that can get us down? With this in mind, I present the latest edition of Headlines that Don’t Match The Photos.

And if you'd like to check out the previous edition it can be found here:

http://bethperry.hubpages.com/hub/Headlines-That-Dont-Match-The-Photos-4



This story went viral this week, and I guess you can understand why - it is really hard to boo a heartless father when he is blind as a bat.


This one speaks volumes on the amoral decadence of modern culture. But it also begs to ask Is Miley's mom a Wookie?


If THIS is a filthy house, these kids' parents can visit my house any time they want. Just bring your cleaning supplies, folks.


Get your swimming suits on, people! It's time to party!!



This story explains SO MUCH!



I can't swear to it, but I think my kids may have submitted this article.



If you look carefully, I think you can see Pope Francis waving a sparkler in one of the windows...



You can darn well bet ole Backpack ain't going to volunteer to bring her leftovers home THIS time!



His family must recover from grief awfully fast.



I don't know what he's upset about; he can always go into male modeling.



I don't know..these twins look like they're old enough to be weaned already.



Well, this is what he gets for feeding her acid back in their flowerchild days.



I'm not sure which is worse for us - the turkey or the gravy it soaks up like a sponge. I'll let you be the judge.



This Hub ©November 10, 2013 by Beth Perry


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  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    So glad you enjoyed them, PaisleeGal! And thank you!

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    Pat Materna 

    4 years ago from Memphis, Tennessee, USA

    These are outrageously funny!!! Especially liked the last one!!! What a fun idea for a hub article!!! voted up and funny!

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    Oh thank you, mizjo, and I agree with that saying. Thanks much for reading and glad it tickled your funny bone :)

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    mizjo 

    4 years ago from New York City, NY

    No wonder you look so good, Beth. They do say laughter is good for the soul, and the complexion!

    (My kids think I'm weird when I sit here guffawing by myself).

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    Crafty, it makes my day you enjoyed the collection! And in fact I am currently gathering some more for a new edition, so hope you'll check them out when they are posted :)

  • CraftytotheCore profile image

    CraftytotheCore 

    4 years ago

    This is hilarious! I'm sitting here busting out laughing in my chair. I can't even contain my hysterical laughter. I just love this type of humor. Thanks for writing this. I needed some good chuckles today.

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    Thank you shahkar-khan!

  • shahkar-khan profile image

    shahkar-khan 

    4 years ago

    It was funny. nice

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    YW, Jackie :)

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    Jackie Lynnley 

    4 years ago from The Beautiful South

    This was fun, thanks for sharing! ^

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    Frank Atanacio 

    4 years ago from Shelton

    yeah very entertaining hub :)

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