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Poems That Tickle My Feet IV--- Dancing Uncle Larry

Updated on October 29, 2011

Dancing Uncle Larry - By Pat Gillem

Uncle Larry went out hunting, shot an arrow at a bear,
but his aim was off a little.cause he missed him by a hair.
The bear got mad and yelled, '' watch where you are aiming!''
Reaching for another arrow he smiled and said,'' I am out here gaming.''
But before he could get off another shot, the bear pulled out a gun,
and thats when Uncle Larry decided that he had better run.
A bullet nicked his ear, and another creased his pants,
then the bear caught up to him, and said,'' I want to see you dance.
So Uncle Larry danced a jig, and a waltz or two,
he even sang a little ditty called, Skip, Skip, Skip To My Lou.
The bear was so amazed, and said, '' we would make a graceful pair,''
now you can see them dancing, down at the county fair.





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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi jami. You are becoming my biggest fan. Thanks again!

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      jami l. pereira 5 years ago

      Hahahahaha1 voted up and funny and awesome , because it is! :) Love your hat collection too! great job!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hello Fullerman5000. Thanks for your kind comment. If you ever find the answer to life, let me know.

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      Ryan Fuller 5 years ago from Louisiana, USA

      haha this was a great way to start off my morning. this was a great and fun poem. voted funny and up

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      Becky Jo Gibson 5 years ago from Old Town, California

      Yeeee Haw!

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      winphatak 5 years ago from Pune,India

      Simple, engaging and funny.

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      Stacy Harris 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      That was awesome... loved it. So creative and original!

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