Poems That Tickle My Feet IV--- Dancing Uncle Larry
Dancing Uncle Larry - By Pat Gillem
Uncle Larry went out hunting, shot an arrow at a bear,
but his aim was off a little.cause he missed him by a hair.
The bear got mad and yelled, '' watch where you are aiming!''
Reaching for another arrow he smiled and said,'' I am out here gaming.''
But before he could get off another shot, the bear pulled out a gun,
and thats when Uncle Larry decided that he had better run.
A bullet nicked his ear, and another creased his pants,
then the bear caught up to him, and said,'' I want to see you dance.
So Uncle Larry danced a jig, and a waltz or two,
he even sang a little ditty called, Skip, Skip, Skip To My Lou.
The bear was so amazed, and said, '' we would make a graceful pair,''
now you can see them dancing, down at the county fair.