Shorty's 25 -27
Shorty's 25 - 27 By Pat Gillem
There once was a girl called Rose May,
who really loved to crochet.
she was making a vest, but an eagle needed a nest,
and carried poor Rose May and her yarn away!
there once was a boy called Shawn,
who was out one day mowing lawn.
Alas, it was known sadly, as the great tragedy,
he crashed the mower while chasing a Leprechaun!
There once was a girl called Patty,
who was fast talking and gabby.
she went to auctioneer school, which really was cool,
now her voice sounds real jazzy!
