There’s a New Kid in Town

So, what about this new kid, what’s she got to show?

Don’t know.

Where’s she from?

What’s she done?

They say she’s got a stone for a heart.

Takes no prisoners.

Well, I don’t think she’s so much!

No? Why not then?

I just don’t see …

SHHH – here she comes

“Hey. What’s the buzz? I see you all huddled over here looking and whispering like a bunch of worker bees. You waiting for your Queen? HA! Well here I am. You have all these questions, you think you want to know. All right then, have a seat kiddies and I’ll scratch your itch.

It don’t matter where I came from, what matters is that I’m here. You don’t know if you like me? Do I look like I need a friend?

I am every man’s dreams and every woman’s envy. I can out last, out talk, walk the walk and run circles around the lot of you before you can realize I took a step. If it’s been done, I did it, been said, it came from my mouth.

I don’t bleed, bruise or suffer. I get what I want and throw away more than you’ll ever have. I’m leaner and meaner, more clever and wiser than your little minds can comprehend.

I don’t bluff, I don’t run. I never cry and I never hurt. I can whip your tail and leave you bawling for your mama’s – all of you.

There’s only one thing I want from you and I want to know it now."

Uh…umm, well what’s that?

Where’s Kindergarten? I need to meet the teacher and get my desk assigned to me.

by Phoenix