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Poems That Tickle My Feet III- Sir William

Updated on October 29, 2011

Sir William - By Pat Gillem

The king ordered William Tell, to shoot the apple off my head,
I said,`Sir William please be careful, i'd rather not be dead'.
He replied `I have a hang over,' and shot me in the foot instead.
The king got real angry and yelled`off with his head, off with his head!'
Sir William ran away and changed his name, and now we call him Fred.


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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Thanks again jami. Humor is the best medicine. If you can make people laugh, I feel that it helps them live longer. I am also a cartoonist. If you would like to see them patscnr.blogspot.com

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      jami l. pereira 6 years ago

      Love it ! voted up and funny and awesome! you are hilarious! great stuff here! i think laughter is a key to who we really are , and ive heard that laughter is the souls medicine :) have a blessed day all day!

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Without humor I would most likely be a hermit.