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Shorty's - 16 - 18

Updated on November 19, 2011

Shorty's - 16 -18 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Phil,
who could not swallow his pills.
he choked on one, it shot out like a gun,
and a fly on the wall, it did kill!

There once was a boy called Lowell,
who liked to dig very large holes.
One day with a grin, he jumped right on in,
and landed on a family of angry moles!

There once was a boy called Bill,
who tried to make moonshine in a still.
It wasn't long, something went wrong,
now a lawyer is reading his will!

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Eiddwen - Thanks for stopping by again. I am always glad that I can make someone smile. You have a wonderful weekend also.

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      Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha haa!!Wonderful and here's to many more.

      Take care and have a wonderful weekend.

      Eddy.

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Shaisty-Chase-Tea No, I don't know that person. Sounds like I should though.

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Ha, Ha, Good one. I love the rhymes. Thanks for stopping by Shaisty-Chase-Tea.

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      Shaisty-Chase-Tea 6 years ago from The Outskirts

      Paddy Boy didnt know what to say,

      Why he touched my heart, i felt gay,

      sike, just sound bites,

      that's so Wanda Sikes,

      write a better one about how to pay...

      Ode to Phil, Bill, and Lowell

      (because i read a sign to say something, was at the top)

      Do yu know Maddie Kane, I used to participate in her Limerick off Mondays, ask her if she knows me, Matthew the Kind of Limericks, she's know somehow who acts like that on her facebook,,,

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      Shaisty-Chase-Tea 6 years ago from The Outskirts

      There once was a boy named Bob,

      For thirty hours, dressed like a slob,

      till he took of his pance,

      dream land he did dance,

      Somehow just fairy shirts and sweats on Matt Knaub!