Shorty's - 16 - 18

There once was a boy called Phil,
who could not swallow his pills.
he choked on one, it shot out like a gun,
and a fly on the wall, it did kill!

There once was a boy called Lowell,
who liked to dig very large holes.
One day with a grin, he jumped right on in,
and landed on a family of angry moles!

There once was a boy called Bill,
who tried to make moonshine in a still.
It wasn't long, something went wrong,
now a lawyer is reading his will!