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By: Wayne Brown
If I could write like ralwus, I'd write you so many odes
And in each one of them, I'd share my tantilizing sexual episodes
Each tale would be sprinkled with suggestive little treasures
Of bits and innuendo of my lifelong naughty pleasures.
If I could write like ralwus, I'd break it into short discourse
Where you could stop and relish all my tangy sexual intercourse
I would smith each line with tawdry language and nasty little hints
Of times that I have slept with girls, some I nailed in tents.
If I could write like ralwus, I'd willingly share with great prolong
All the places my fingers touch, some I have pleasured with my tongue
I would tool each line in a tawdry kind of hot sticky lustful suggestion
So that when you read each word, the intent would not be in question.
Oh if I could write like ralwus, I'd post from midnight until the high noon
Knowing that each woman that read would blush, giggle, and swoon
I'd talk about my nasty little romps and the pleasures that I've ill-gotten
Like the time I spied those pretty panties made of snow-white cotton.
Yes, If I could write like ralwus, I'd tell of places I woo the girls
I'd share each detail of torrid tongue licks and slippery finger swirls
I'd score a lot more points and have many followers here on the Hub
If only I could write like ralwus and tell you where I rub.