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Ralwus Writings

Updated on May 1, 2014

By: Wayne Brown

If I could write like ralwus, I'd write you so many odes

And in each one of them, I'd share my tantilizing sexual episodes

Each tale would be sprinkled with suggestive little treasures

Of bits and innuendo of my lifelong naughty pleasures.

If I could write like ralwus, I'd break it into short discourse

Where you could stop and relish all my tangy sexual intercourse

I would smith each line with tawdry language and nasty little hints

Of times that I have slept with girls, some I nailed in tents.

If I could write like ralwus, I'd willingly share with great prolong

All the places my fingers touch, some I have pleasured with my tongue

I would tool each line in a tawdry kind of hot sticky lustful suggestion

So that when you read each word, the intent would not be in question.

Oh if I could write like ralwus, I'd post from midnight until the high noon

Knowing that each woman that read would blush, giggle, and swoon

I'd talk about my nasty little romps and the pleasures that I've ill-gotten

Like the time I spied those pretty panties made of snow-white cotton.

Yes, If I could write like ralwus, I'd tell of places I woo the girls

I'd share each detail of torrid tongue licks and slippery finger swirls

I'd score a lot more points and have many followers here on the Hub

If only I could write like ralwus and tell you where I rub.

(Copyright) WBrown2010



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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      Amen! LOL! Thanks much! ~WB

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      raven 5 years ago

      ozrt 4ever

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      Wayne Brown 7 years ago from Texas they say in Paree!

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      Stan Fletcher 7 years ago from Nashville, TN

      Wow. I've read a few hubs when I felt like I needed to take a cold shower afterwards. This is definitely one of them, and you did it without pictures!

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      Wayne Brown 7 years ago from Texas

      I'm not sure,Ward, but I think there'

      s something wrong with the beaver!

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      lalesu 7 years ago from south of the Mason-Dixon

      Wayne, I think you're well on your way in this endeavor of yours - You're wearing a!

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      thevoice 7 years ago from carthage ill

      funny write thanks for read

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      ralwus 7 years ago

      OK, I don't mind, just write away and have fun with it and be careful of certain rules. TOS I do stretch it as far as I can. there are ways to get your message across though. have fun and I am quite honored, thanks. Charlie

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      Wayne Brown 7 years ago from Texas

      I'm tryin' to ride your coattails to fame,ralwus! You are an artist with words, my friend. I enjoy everything you post!

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      ralwus 7 years ago

      Hahahaha Gee thanks. This is good stuff and so funny to me as well. LOL I'll learn ya yet. hahaha I am really impressed my friend and quite touched. You did pretty good here I'd say. Made my day for sure, but I don't know if any one else would agree. See ya later. I feel like hiding out now.