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Relax Guys! Sense of Humour Has returned.

Updated on November 11, 2011

Thank Heaven for a Sense of Humour

At Last.! At Last.! You have been found,

My sense of humour has been on the ground,

Not in front of me, nor even nearby,

My sense of humour got left behind.


OH! What misery did ensue., When you,

My absurd sense of humour, You flew....!


Oh! What a tizzy you left me in,

Dim wasn´t right, even wanted to fight...

on occassions.!!!!! Can you imagine

A violent Dim ?....... Now you are back

That Dim´s in the bin.


Bring back the sarcasm, (lowest form of wit)

And all because YOU did a moonlight flit...

Where did you go , you silly old thing??

Don´t you know how l need you for every thing ?


Life drives me crazy even on good days,

So without you around l´ve walked through a haze,

A Haze of non happenings..... Nothing was funny.

l couldn´t even laugh at our lack of money.


All this from the girl who wrote of a bus pass,

being exchanged for our beautiful car.,

We swopped our BMW for a bus pass. !!!!

Now don´t tell me that isn´t funny. IT IS!


Environment friendly , now is the word.,

Come on... sense of hunour, Haven´t you heard?

The planet is dying,. We all need to help,

(But l miss the BMW)

Sheesh! Sense of humour, this isn´t even verse.!

Just words tumbling out of my head, but what´s worse?


Losing you was by far the worst.,

Welcome back! sense of humour.

And next time you need a vacation,

l´m coming with you.

(p.s. Can we go in the BMW?)















l´m back. l´m back. As a matter of fact l´m back!
l´m back. l´m back. As a matter of fact l´m back!

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    Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

    no problem, Dim

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Thank you Debby Bruck, glad you enjoyed the nutty poem.. Take care.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hi PDXKaraokeGuy.

    Thanks for all your lovely visits to my page.

    Glad you found it funny.

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    Debby Bruck 5 years ago

    Dim ~ Voted up because we must not lose our sense of humor, which you made perfectly plain for all to see. But, geesh, I hope you got your car back! Blessings, Debby

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    Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

    i second frank. very funny and witty

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Yes, you can. Car pooling will make me feel less guilty about my carbon footprint.

    Thanks for commenting. Take care

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    RunAbstract 5 years ago from USA

    Great poem! Can I go in the BMW too?

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Much appreciated, Epigramman.

    Enjoy your coffee and get some sleep.

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    epigramman 5 years ago

    .....oh my dear dear friend what would my life be without you here at the Hub - you have supported me with your love and your loyalty, your open mind, your sense of humor, your world class attitude and yet in you I see a valued and esteemed colleague, such an excellent writer yourself and someone who literary skills I also admire and look up to - here I sit with first cup of coffee of the day after night shift sleep and sending you warm wishes and good energy from lake erie time ontario canada 10:54am

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    l hear you, Feline Prophet, and l see Garfields finger wagging at me.

    l must find a safer place to keep it in future.

    Thank you for stopping by.

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    Feline Prophet 5 years ago

    Good to hear it's back - make sure you keep it on a tight rein henceforth! :)

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Good to know. Thanks ha! Ha!!

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    jenubouka 5 years ago

    Always.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hello there jenoubuka, Good to see you here and thank you so much for the comment.

    My voice hasn´t been so good lately, but l almost danced. Does that count?

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hello jboland.... Hope you find it.

    Thanks for leaving a comment here.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hi Peggy W ....Oh! l know exactly where the BMW is..

    Last month l went home for a visit ad our son picked m up in it.

    In fairness he was the on who stayed behind to try to re create our business after a terrible fire.(no one hurt)

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    jenubouka 5 years ago

    Great and enlightening. Did you start singing I Feel Pretty? Works for me every time.

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    jboland 5 years ago from Chico, CA

    :) Thanks, I've been looking for mine too.

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    Peggy Woods 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

    Cute and humorous. Hope you find that BMW! Haha!

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Cheers!!!! l ADORE pandas.

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    icountthetimes 5 years ago

    Upbeat and a nice picture to round it off. Thumbs up :).

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Oh thank you neelesh.......

    What a cute poem. A wonderful way to comment and keep a smile on my face.

    Much appreciated.

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    neeleshkulkarni 5 years ago from new delhi

    i am very very glad

    it was just a rumor

    that the dame had lost

    her sense of humor

    that with the truth

    the story had no relation

    her sense of humor

    had just gone on vacation.

    the next time it wants to

    would it be so kind

    to take us along with

    the Dame can be left behind

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hey Movie Master..... it feels good to find myself again. l couln´t have made it without all of you guys on hubpages.

    l mean that......truly.

    the cat is gorgeous, yes.

    Take care, Dim. (the real one!!!!)

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    Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

    Hi Dim, the Dim we all love and adore - sense of humour intact!

    Loved the hub and the cat picture!

    Best wishes MM

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Thank Shalini... l feel so much better.

    l really can´t afford to lose my sense of humour. l become quite depressed.

    l appreciate all your support.

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    Shalini Kagal 5 years ago from India

    Glad it's back, Dim :) And I hope that BMW comes gliding back too!

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    So pleased to seeing the beautiful smile of Sunnie Day, here.

    You´ve always been an encouraging light in my life since we met on hubpages.

    Thanks for helping me through the ´dark´.

    Hope all is well with you and yours.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hi Alastar,

    Love your comment.. yes l want the BMW back. There´s plenty of room to help others, would be my excuse. l´ve discovered my sense of humour is more important, though. besides l know our son is driving it back home on our lovely little island. Cést la vie for the moment.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Cute is good. Thank you very much, carolinemd21

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    Sunnie Day 5 years ago

    I agree with Alastar Dim so happy you are back and feeling joy and happiness again..We all fall to those times..This place is not the same without our Dim...loved this hub..

    Much love,

    Sunnie

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    Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

    Tis great to see our Dim back in top form and full of good humor; but trade the bus pass back in for another beautiful Beemer Dim, we've got a plant around here that actually pays a living wage!

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    Caroline Marie 5 years ago from Close to Heaven

    LOL Very cute.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hello Jim MacNab.... l hear you. We live in a village with a bus twice a day but it only takes you to one small town and back. Grrrrrrr.

    Tank you so much for the comment. Love the dog.

    If you get time to look up my hub ´´say goodbye to the BMW´´ you´ll see l DID have a sense of humour once

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hey Lucky cats. Your comment feels like we´re having a welcome back party for my sense of humour.. get the baloons out..........

    Thank you so much.

    Take care, Dim x

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    John MacNab 5 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

    I like it Dim. We've just lost our vehicle (not a BMW) and guess what? There are no bus services in rural Canada.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Pleased to meet you, Frank.

    Thank you for a wonderful comment. l can´t resist the kitten either.

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    Kathy 5 years ago from The beautiful Napa Valley, California

    All ups, Dim Flaxenwick! I haven't been able to keep up but on a few occasions I've seen some of what you've written which speaks to all of us and resonates deeply. And, now..this little piece of fun and frivoloty. what a wit and what a TALENT!! You do express our human frailities, weaknesses, joys, wonders, bewilderment and the entire spectrum of emotions....and so very well.

    thank you for: "Life drives me crazy even on good days,"

    YES!! I can relate!

    Welcome back to funny bone brevity and silly, happy high! I hope all will ride an upward rising wave for the rest of all time...for all of us.

    Great and fun and all UPS!!!

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    Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

    Clever, witty, and creative oh and I love that Kitten picture :) up and way awesome