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Shorty's 4-6

Updated on October 29, 2011

Shorty's 4-6 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Fred,
who liked pumpkin butter on his bread.
One day he bought a 300 pound pumpkin,
and now his sandwich feels like lead!

There once was a boy called Pat,
who thought his belly was too fat.
He went on a diet and wasted away,
now his friends wonder where he's at!

There once was a boy called Steve,
who would try to make us believe.
That he could make a quarter disappear,
but we new it was up his sleeve!

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      Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      NO problem! Thanks for writing a fun hub!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi PDX - Thanks for stopping by and leaving a nice comment.

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      Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      well done. Fun!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Rosemary I was looking in the mirror, when this one popped into my noggin. Thanks for your comment.

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Nice little ditty's. Love the Pat one best

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi MM _ I am glad that you think this is fun, because that is what I am shooting for. Thanks.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Paddy, this is fun!

      Love it, best wishes MM

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi WD - I hope they are happy moods my friend.

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      WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

      Alright PADDYBOY60, keep 'em coming. These are real mood enhancers.