Shorty's 4-6 By Pat Gillem
There once was a boy called Fred,
who liked pumpkin butter on his bread.
One day he bought a 300 pound pumpkin,
and now his sandwich feels like lead!
There once was a boy called Pat,
who thought his belly was too fat.
He went on a diet and wasted away,
now his friends wonder where he's at!
There once was a boy called Steve,
who would try to make us believe.
That he could make a quarter disappear,
but we new it was up his sleeve!