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Shorty's 1 -3

Updated on October 29, 2011

Shorty's 1-3 - By Pat Gillem

There once was a girl called Genie,
who swam to the Isle of St. Clair.
But when she got there, her body was bare,
and there's a shark swimming around in her bikini!

There once was a girl called Pam,
who was frying up eggs and ham.
When she took a bite, it didn't taste right,
because she had used some spam!

There once was a girl called miss Brown,
who had a permanent frown.
She heard a joke and started to choke,
and her face cracked, and fell to the ground!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Thanks sally. I am glad you like these.

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      Sally Branche 5 years ago from Only In Texas!

      Cute! Voted up and funny! ;D

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi WD.--My family is of Celtic decent on my fathers side. So I guess you might detect a little.

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      WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

      You gotta' like a good limerick. Do I detect some Celtic strain?

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