Shorty's 1 -3
Shorty's 1-3 - By Pat Gillem
There once was a girl called Genie,
who swam to the Isle of St. Clair.
But when she got there, her body was bare,
and there's a shark swimming around in her bikini!
There once was a girl called Pam,
who was frying up eggs and ham.
When she took a bite, it didn't taste right,
because she had used some spam!
There once was a girl called miss Brown,
who had a permanent frown.
She heard a joke and started to choke,
and her face cracked, and fell to the ground!