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Top 10 Funniest Zombie Books

Updated on May 13, 2014

Get Ready to Laugh

Zombies are normally scary but not with these books. I will bet you will really enjoy reading these books!

The books, the illustrations and the stories are really funny! The writers and contributors of these books have a high sense of humour. Their ideas are fantastic.

Great book for lazy afternoon. You will not regret having these books! You can read these books with your friends or family members. Some books are specially made for kids.

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Zombie Hate Stuff

Zombie hate stuff book
Zombie hate stuff book

This is oh so funny! Zombie hates so many stuff but they don't mind Canadians, so I think I would want to go to Canada and change my citizenship so Zombie will not give me attention.

Zombies Hate Stuff

So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

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A must for New Zombie

So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead
So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

This book written by Zombiologist John Austin is a must read to have an idea about being a newly transformed zombie. The best handbook for new living deads.

 

Zombie in Love

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So you think you're inlove?

Zombie in Love
Zombie in Love

Zombies fall in love too. They are romantic and crazy like human beings when they are in love. You will surely enjoy reading the love story of Mortimer and Mildred. A very funny and adorable book recommended for 4 years and above.

 

Ten Little Zombies: A love Story

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How to Kill Zombies - One by One

Ten Little Zombies: A Love Story
Ten Little Zombies: A Love Story

This book is supposedly for kids, but if you read this book, you will really like one for yourself. The zombies should be killed one by one or else you will be the next zombie. Funny and hilarious zombie book!

 

That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale

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How do you know if your Mom is a Zombie?

That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale
That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale

This book will help all kids prepare for the time when their mommies become a zombie. If you suspect your mommy is a zombie better read this book! Read now don't wait for tomorrow!

 

Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof

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Like to know how many - Eeeewww you can hear from someone?

Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof
Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof

This book is great for people with high sense of humour and those who enjoy spoof. You will have lots of laughs while feeling daddy's face! Scary and funny book.

 

Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes

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Popular Zombie Nursery Rhyme

Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes

Zombie nursery rhyms, have you heard of it? All kids even those zombies like nursery rhyms. Some of the most favourite nursery rhymes of zombies are Baa, Baa, Zombie Sheep, Mary ran from a zombie land and much more.

 

How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living

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Don't be left behind

How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living
How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living

At last there is a book guide to help us speak like a zombie! It will help us protect ourselves from being their victim. You will learn the right way of saying "Raahh" and how to socialize with them.

 

The Zombie Night Before Christmas

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Zombie Night

The Zombie Night Before Christmas
The Zombie Night Before Christmas

Very funny book not only for Christmas. I thought Zombies are at their best during Halloween but I was wrong! They are a sure hit during Christmas too when everyone are worrying about the Grinch.

 

Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead

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Zombie Ultimate Guidebook

Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead
Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead

A must read for all Zombies! This is the ultimate guide for understanding the right etiquettes of living dead. You will surely enjoy reading this book especially the free brains easy to cook recipe!

 

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    • Kumar P S profile image

      Kumar P S 

      6 years ago

      Nice lens ! Thanks for sharing.

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      anilsaini 

      6 years ago

      nice lens

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      rallo-smith 

      6 years ago

      Enjoyable lens!

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      zentao 

      6 years ago

      So many zombie books, so little time! Great collectionhere, these look quite humorous

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