Dogs Have the Answers to Some of the World's Toughest Problems

Everyone thinks they are cute from the start

Those stuffed stuffed toys you buy at Walmart

People set them around like they’re works of art

But when I see them I tear them apart

When no one is looking, I leap into action

Because killing stuffed toys is my passion

Come on all you people don’t you share my vision

It’s not like killing a toy will land you in prison

Can you imagine a world where the only aggression

Is unleashed in these useless creation

Come on all you people there’s nothing to question

Kill a stuffed toy, fend off your frustration!

Honey was a special dog.

I worked in a skilled nursing facility, In Sacramento, California. One day at work I was walking down the hall and I saw a little golden dog charging towards me. I heard a lady yelling “Hay you, get back here!”

I knelt down and Honey ran right into my arms.

The lady came up and said “She never listens to me, I can't stand this dog.”

I said “I will give her a good home.”

The lady smiled big “She is all yours.”

I asked the lady “What is her name?”

The lady said as she was walking away “I just call her Sausage or hay you. She doesn't answer to either.”

Oh, I am not saying that my dogs where perfect. What I am saying is, dogs in general seem to have a good life.

I think that the world would be a better place if people where more like my dogs.

What do you think?

I have never been one to listen to other people's advice. In fact I usually leap into things head first without a second thought. In 2008 I met a guy on a 3D game and decided I would meet him in real life. The meeting was to take place in a motel in another city. So I borrowed my daughter's dog and jumped in the car to go meet this stranger.

Angel, my daughter's dog, and I arrive at the meeting place. I put Angel on a leash and started to walk to the motel office, to find out what room the strange guy was in. Angel had other plans and started heading to the rooms. For some reason I fallowed her. Angel pulled me right to the strange guy, who was standing in the doorway of the room he had rented. The stranger turned out to be a great guy. When it was time to leave Angel jumped in the great guy's car, and would not get out. I told Angel “I know you like him, but your Mom would never forgive me if I didn't come home with you.” With that said Angel jumped out of the great guys car and got into my car. Angel and I drove back home. On the way back to my daughters house Angel convinced me to give sobriety and the great guy a chance. That choice has saved my life and I owe it all to an Angel.