A Letter To My Neigbor with the Loud music......
I can't help but notice that you have installed a new sub-woofer. Possibly the Sony XS-GTX121LS, Bose B1 base module, or other big f*#^*/#g sound system, which I have had the last 3 weeks to admire, every night after I eat my dinner and sit down to watch television. And what a fantastic selection you have made, I assure you.
Throughout my years past, I have experienced many a noisy neighbor, bashing out their "tunes" from whatever god awful contraption they thought acceptable to acquire while living in an apartment building, but I promise you that yours is in fact the loudest, most annoying of them all.
You must have simply walked into Best-buy and said to the salesperson, "I am a fantastic gobshite, who is seeking a very powerful sound system to bother everyone who lives within a 500 feet radius of my apartment." and fair dues to Best-buy, they enabled you.
I know there is nothing in the world that will prevent you from sitting crouched, legs crossed on your living room floor within inches of your television set, video game controller between your paws, the speakers blasting at full bass while the world passes you by, oblivious to the people around you, whose lives you make miserable every night. I am sure your parents tried to teach you manners, and unfortunately, now that you have been unleashed upon the world as you are, that is not my job.
No.... Instead, I commend you for being such an unbearable p***k, who makes us, the good people, realize how to be a good neighbor. When you are gone, and your face which I have never seen, but instead created an image of you in my head, has long vanished from my memory, I will still have an itch in the back of my mind. Like an itch that comes alive when my future kids turn their stereo up too loud in the back yard. At which time I will simply tell them, "be considerate, and don't disturb the neighbors". And I can trust that my children will have to tolerate yours as they grow older too. For you see there is two kinds of people in this world, of which I am one and you are the other.