Garden Gnomes With An Attitude
These Aren't Your Typical Garden Gnomes
The garden gnomes you're about to see aren't your typical ones. Not by a long shot!
The gnomes featured here belong to a select group which has an aggressive attitude and an utter disregard for civility and proper manners. These gnomes are the 'Bad Boys' of Gnomeville.
You expect garden gnomes to be cute and they are charming but watch out. They're like that cute guy you meet at a bar. They play hard and party harder and they're sneakier than a fox. These gnomes are nothing but trouble and if you know what's good for you you'll keep them as far away from your garden as possible!
If you do give in and get one of these for your yard, be prepared and keep an eye on them.
The Party Gnome
5:00 Somewhere Tropical Party Gnome Garden Statue
What's Better Than One Beach Bum Gnome?
How about three of them...
Trio of Beach Bum Gnome Figures
Gnome Management in the Garden - Video - Dealing with problems gnomes
The following video is pretty scary. It was put together by the folks at the Utah State University Extension Service and after you watch it you'll see why I'm being so cautious about this particular species of gnomes!
Watch Out for Garden Battle Gnomes - They can be aggressive
The Decapitated Gnome
Headless Garden Gnome - This is what can happen if you have too many battle gnomes or zombie gnomes around
Would You Put This in Your Garden?
Vote in the Poll
The Overly Shy Gnome
Before You Go On...
Problem behavior in gnome figures
Now that you've seen the video maybe you can understand my concern. If a gnome can travel up to 3 or 4 miles a day, and actually thumb a ride when he wants to go even farther then I think it's safe to assume that soon gardens all across our great nation are going to be facing a terrible blight.
Soon, there will be devastation as far as the eye can see. Gnomes harvesting the foliage from our trees. Gnomes eating our root crops before they even poke their heads above ground. Gnomes ravaging our flowers and shrubs and living in our houseplants at night!
On behalf of gardeners everywhere I urge you to use caution when propagating this particular species of garden gnome. The very future of our planet may depend on your ability to keep these gnomes in check once they're inside your garden!
Garden Gnomes with Attitude - Available from Amazon
I have a friend who has very unfriendly neighbor. She's thinking one of these gnomes placed adjacent to their yard is just the right touch to show her opinion of their behavior.
Although this has been discontinued by the manufacturer, you can still get them from this source.
Turn a Tree Stump into a Gnome Home
- Tree Stump Gnome Home
Wondering what to do with that tree stump in your yard? Turn it into an eye-catching gnome home with just a few additions. It's a unique way to convert it from eyesore to a fun part of the yard.
Mooned by a Garden Gnome
How Would You Rate This One? 1 star for pretty awful - 5 stars for awesome
His and Her Biker Gnomes - These can also be bought separately
These might make a great wedding present for your biker friends. They will display them with pride in their front yard.
Zombie Garden Gnome
Who knew that zombies would attack innocent garden gnomes. Check your gnome every now and then to be sure it hasn't turned into a zombie gnome.
The Bottom Line Is...
Don't be fooled by their cheery red hats and their cute smiles.
Garden gnomes can be very aggressive and invasive. Get control of your gnomes before your gnomes take control of your garden!
© 2012 Virginia Allain