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Buy The Snuggie Blanket

Updated on May 24, 2010

The Snuggie Blanket

 

Have you ever found yourself sitting on the couch and cold?  Perhaps there is a draft or it is just a little chilly in the house.  What has started out as a nice cozy evening at home turns into a significant amount of discomfort.  Watching the movie you have in the DVD player is becoming of little consequence for you and your loved one.

The Snuggie Blanket

Wow I am so glad I bought the Snuggie.  Picture courtesy of Flikr
Wow I am so glad I bought the Snuggie. Picture courtesy of Flikr

Here It Is

 

Brace yourself…there is hope for you now that the Snuggie has splashed across the scene.  Why would anyone just put on a sweatshirt now?  You can put on this blanket and look just as goofy as everyone on TV.  Don’t worry ladies and gentlemen, you will feel just as ridiculous as you look.  The Snuggie is just like a robe, except it doesn’t open in the front so God help you if you have to pee while wearing this thing.

Here’s the good news though, instead of dragging out your usual huge blanket to cuddle with, you get to snuggle with the Snuggie.  No more worrying about the impossible task of folding a huge blanket.  I mean really who wants to spend the extra one minute to fold a nice comfortable blanket?  Plus when you get up from the couch your Snuggie goes with you.  You can even take the Snuggie to a sporting event, if you can work up the courage to actually use it in public.  Never mind the couple a few rows down that are laughing at your expense.  They are lame and just brought a cool looking team blanket, so ha on them.

More good news, the Snuggie even comes in an assortment of cool designs and even animal prints.  I would warn you not to wear the animal print one in the wild though.  You may end up getting attacked by some wild animals.  I am pretty sure they can’t tell the difference.

Do you know what I love the most about the Snuggie?  For a mere twenty seven dollars you can purchase the Snuggie and get it in about two weeks.  Yea!!!

I don’t think I can get my wallet out fast enough so I can partake in a silly wave at a sporting event with my equally retarded friends.

If you still find yourself wanting to buy this thing then go to the website, purchase it, and let us all know how much you love your Snuggie.  While you are struggling with putting it on I will be nice and cozy with my fleece blanket carefully wrapped around my shoulders.  I might even be in a sweatshirt at the time. 

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