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Well Butter My Butt & Call Me a Biscuit Doormat!

Updated on September 8, 2014

Do you or someone you know use this phrase? Looking for a great gift that will make the recipient burst with laughter? This is the perfect doormat for you! Life is far to short to have a boring doormat, so why not get something that displays your inner southern-ness? It's a classic no matter where you live or who might come a knockin'.

This doormat is indoor or outdoor so you can use it just about anywhere. We have one in the garage, kitchen, backdoor & front door...all different of course. Between the kids & the pets it saves my floors from utter destruction. This product measures 18" x 27" and it's made from 100% durable Olefin indoor or outdoor carpet with neatly stitched edges and color fast ink that won't fade in the sun. They wear really well, we have 6 people in our house & these usually last about a year before the color actually wears the kids have at least 20 friends over a week. I'd guess a normal family could make this last a couple years.

"Well Butter My Butt & Call Me a Biscuit, look who's here" is one of those funny sayings that your guests will adore & snicker at every time they come over. It puts people visiting in a good mood before they even knock on the door! Not to mention this makes for a fabulous gift! Have a stuck up in law to buy for? Get them the gift of laughter...because you know they won't like what you buy them anyway. Ideally you want to give this one to your favorite friend with southern roots or a down home redneck (I mean that in the nicest way).

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