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Hillarious Hebrew T-Shirts: A Tourist's Guide to Israel's Funniest T-Shirts

Updated on April 15, 2008

Israel's Funniest T-shirts

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We Have One of Those TooIf Prince Were JewishGood Advice
We Have One of Those Too
We Have One of Those Too
If Prince Were Jewish
If Prince Were Jewish
Good Advice
Good Advice

Oh, That Jewish Sense of Humor...

Having recently returned from a trip to Israel, I feel compelled to share the experience.

It was wonderful, the historical and Biblical sites were amazing, the cities were great and people were wonderful.

I will write about all of that in later hubs, but what do tourists really care about? T-shirts.

Here are a few of the funniest I encountered.

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It Goes Waaay BackI'm Not Entirely Sure This is UntrueYeah, That About Sums It Up.The Best Intelligence in the World
It Goes Waaay Back
It Goes Waaay Back
I'm Not Entirely Sure This is Untrue
I'm Not Entirely Sure This is Untrue
Yeah, That About Sums It Up.
Yeah, That About Sums It Up.
The Best Intelligence in the World
The Best Intelligence in the World

Proud of That Military Tradition

There is certainly no lacking of a sense of military history and might, and for good reason.

Is there any doubt that the Israeli Defense Force Rocks? They know it, and their T-shirt industry loves it.

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Keeping the SabbathAnd God Said, Let There Be Light.And Your Country Has Been Around How Long?Super
Keeping the Sabbath
Keeping the Sabbath
And God Said, Let There Be Light.
And God Said, Let There Be Light.
And Your Country Has Been Around How Long?
And Your Country Has Been Around How Long?
Super
Super

A Little Religious Humor

What would the Israeli t-shirt industry be without a little religious humor.

This category could go on and on obviously, but here are a few classics. Enjoy.

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The Jewish Bobby DYou Had Me at ShalomHebrew RapWho, Indeed.
The Jewish Bobby D
The Jewish Bobby D
You Had Me at Shalom
You Had Me at Shalom
Hebrew Rap
Hebrew Rap
Who, Indeed.
Who, Indeed.

The Influence of the West

The influence of the American film and music industry at its finest.

What is this world coming to?

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Peace, Texas StyleDallas CowboysTexas LonghornsCowboy Up
Peace, Texas Style
Peace, Texas Style
Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys
Texas Longhorns
Texas Longhorns
Cowboy Up
Cowboy Up

And Since I'm From Texas

A little love for the Lone Star State, all the way from the holy land.

And, "yes", everyone in Israel asked me if I owned a horse.

I don't, by the way. Ain't travel fun?

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