I Want To Be Your President; Vote For Me...
In My World...
I don't want to be just the 'President'...
Ever since childhood, I have wanted to rule the world.
I've come to the conclusion though, that I'd probably make a lousy ruler.
If I ever am running to be elected president, I give you all the right to use this one against me. Some of you though, may not think I'd be that lousy after all.
In my world there would be changes. I wouldn't just chat about it and get you all excited, I'd do something about it, the second I was given the reigns.
I'd start off small, just so you could all get a taste of what my world would be like.
First and foremost medieval torture would once again be legal.
You steal from someone in my world, I'll cut off your damn hand.
You touch a child in an innapropriate place, we'll burn you with torches, then squeeze lemon juice on open wounds, of course this ritual would be followed up by a hanging in town square. I'd leave the corpse there to rot, as an example for anyone else who dare harm a child.
In my world if you drink and drive, I wont just slap you with a ticket, a fine, and 24 hours in jail.
I'd cut off your hands, followed by your feet, so you could never get behind the wheel drunk again. I'm sure you'd make an excellent example though, and yah know... I have this hunch that others would really, really think twice before getting behind the wheel all liquored up.
I'm also sure, those who have lost loved ones due to others like yourself would feel more justice than they ever had before. You see in my world, justice would be served.
Living with your guilt?Blah...in my world there is no pity for your kind.
In my world, if you ever murdered an innocent, I'd hand you over to the victims loved ones. Whatever wrath they have for you I'm sure is worse than anything I could ever come up with.
Wanna run a red light? Not in my world.
You run a red light in my world, its like playing Russian roulette with someone else's life. In my world you run the light, I'll have your car impounded. Bet you'll actually slow down when the light is yellow, and not hurry up; in my world.
In my world I wouldn't bail out the rich so they could get richer, I'd bail out families facing foreclosure.
In my world minimum wage wouldn't mean 'suffer' minimum wage would mean 'comfortable', for you, your family, and for your generations to come.
In my world, those looking to educate themselves wouldn't be burdened with a $50,000 college loan to pay off for the rest of their lives. In my world, learning is life, and life should be free.
In my world, I know if I gave, my people would give back.
In my world, weekend means weekend! All businesses closed. My people need need time to be with families.
Sanity, happiness and rest, are key elements to productivity.
In my world...money wouldn't have to be a reason that kept people from having children.
In my world...
my people would never have to fear creating another generation.