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I was suicidal/some santa banta/honey moon photo pose

Updated on February 29, 2008
 

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

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Santa: My wife is foolish.We have no electricity connection and she has bought a electric oven for the kitchen.

Banta: Mine is even more foolish.

She doesnt have a pe.is yet she puts in a condom in her purse every time she leaves home.

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Wife::A personality who asks you a question and answers it her self and then says"You are wrong"

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Banta to a friend:"I have no luck with women.One time I went out with a woman and asked her if she had brought any protection with her,She pulled out a switchblade on me"

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Santa on a long tour asks Banta to report if he finds anything unusual at home.

After a few days Banta sends a SMS to him "The guy who used to come daily to screw your wife did not come today"

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Wife "I hate my engineer husband..always Erect -Erect"

Another "I hate my doctor husband always.Inject Inject"

The third one said "I hate my husband a judge..always Tareeq pe tareeq"

(Adjourning it always!!)

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Honeymoon photo pose ::He on the chair sitting,

She::Standing

One to tired to stand,the other too sore to sit down.

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