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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, cute girls grown up, or scary undead zombies?

Updated on June 21, 2007

She walketh the streets in darkness...

The crazed eyes give it away...

Sexy cool zombie girl

Mary Kate and Ashely. You were introduced to them as babies on the incredibly cheesy and feel good sitcom “Full House”, and saw them grow up little bit by little bit, going from wordless blobs to just the cutest little tv kids ever, to loquacious youngsters, to teens that still scarily looked like kids, to adults that now look, well, undead.

You might think it is unkind to make comments of this sort of nature, but sometimes when you see a spade in designer clothing, you just have to point out the fact that it's a spade. To not do so would be to deny the reality that lies before our eyes, and perhaps have our brains eaten whilst we scream and scream, just because we weren't prepared to point out that the Emperor was naked.

We have to consider is the very real possibility that they are in fact undead zombies that walk amongst us. Think about it, even as they've aged, they haven't really changed in appearance except to become more wan and skeletal. In spite of these things, they've gone from strength to strength, making products for the teeny and tweeny markets which have been consumed with a voraciousness that could really only truly be caused by some zombie spell.

That's perhaps the real concern here. Are our children at risk of contracting a zombie virus? Will they turn on us with their cute little grins, their wide eyes, and then lumber towards us, clutching Mary Kate and Ashley merchandise, clamoring for fresh meat from the living? As cool as that kind of thing would be (someone should totally make a video game that will be banned everywhere based on that premise) I'd jump at the chance to play a zombie kid who feasts upon the adult drones unless they give me more and more DVD's, clothes, letter sets, and other valuable items.

That could even be the next step in their marketing plan, but I'm getting off topic now. Seriously, Mary Kate and Ashley look about as unhealthy as you cant get without actually being dead. It's not just their skinniness, it's their general demeanor, their ambiance if you will. Is this really the look we want for the role models to millions of girls around the world? When they one day rule the earth, will we rue the day that we refused to notice the threat? I can only hope not.

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    • Hope Alexander profile imageAUTHOR

      Hope Alexander 

      10 years ago

      To answer MrBLOGS07: Yes.

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      MrBLOGS07 

      10 years ago

      How far will photogs go in order to get the best money shot of either OLSEN TWIN while breaching their privacy ? Are we mere puppets to these photogs or voyeurs blinded by lust ?

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      talitha 

      11 years ago

      well i think that the olsen twins are great.they are such good acters and i am a really great fan of them.if only they were not anarexyic

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      Himanshu  

      11 years ago

      Very nice article and photos

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      chris brown wifey 

      11 years ago

      true that every since they have become celebrities they have been makin alot of mistakes that just make them look like sluts like paris hilton n so on keep up we the good kick ass wrk

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      tshirtscene 

      11 years ago

      I've often debated how I would feel having my life publicly debated and up for grabs, Unfortunately with fame there is always a price to pay.

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      tshirtscene 

      11 years ago

      I've often debated how I would feel having my life publicly debated and up for grabs, Unfortunately with fame there is always a price to pay.

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