Ode to the Spammer
a poem by Bonnie Ramsey
If you spam our respectable community
with your garbage hubs and ads
If you fill your hubs promoting
all your scammy sites and fads
If you only come to self-promote
your products, links and wares,
There is something you should keep in mind...
TRUE hubbers are your worst nightmares!
If your hub is self-promoting,
If sales are your only concern,
You shouldn't waste the time to post
The rules here are very stearn.
You won't recruit a prospect here
If you spam us with your link.
The hubbers here will flag your post
Before you have time to blink.
We love our Hub community
And the talent shared within,
So rest assured our "spam patrols"
Will quickly turn you in.
So, Spam away if you are bold.
Post as quickly as you can,
For our hubber family works together
To quickly get you banned!