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Rock Of Love Bus Starts Off With a Really Nasty Shot!

Updated on January 12, 2009

 Before Rock of Love Bus (VH1's newest reality show featuring Bret Michael's) I never knew what a pu**y shot was. In fact ever since learning what a pu**y shot was, I wish I never knew what it was.

For those of you whom are clueless on what I'm even talking about, it's obvious you missed the season premiere of Rock of Love Bus on VH1. For everyone else, I'm sure you were gagging too.

Anyhow for those of you whom missed it, be glad you did, because to be quite honest, it's something only sick barn yard animal lovers would be remotely interested in.

At any rate, the show started off just like any other reality love show. Bret Michaels is apparently once again looking for sex with yong girls... 

Let me re-word that. Bret Michael's is back on VH1 looking for love once again. It didn't work out with seasons 1, or seasons 2 winner, so this time around Bret decided to take his love show on the road by cramming his new lovely contestants into two tour buses. A pink bus, and a blue bus.

The buses roll around across the country while Bret does his music tour.

During the very first show, the girls are on stage dancing in the background, while he is rocking out on the mic.

I guess some of the contestants got a little too tipsy, because this one gal, who was so adorable, and so cute with that whole rocker chick Nicole Richie vibe took her sexuality a little too far.

She shoves a shot glass into her woman part... and the camera of course does not show this, but it's pretty easy to figure out what is going on from the angle. It even looks like another contestant may of drank the shot. Ugh,, gag, throw up in  my mouth.

I was pretty damn disgusted, and nearly threw up my dinner. This is something you'd expect to find by accident on some disgusting redtube video, not a reality show on VH1.

Thankfully though Bret eliminated this chick at the end of the show.

Did anyone else get to catch last weeks season premier? Anyone else nearly throw up watching and hearing about the legendary Pu**y shot?

I'm sure though due to this random act of disgusting non-human behavior, this episode got some damn good ratings.

Seriously, who the hell does that on TV? I pray her parents weren't watching.



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    • MellasViews profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Earth

      lol... omg I forgot that part... thats an entire new Hub. lol.... I still think that the black woman is a man too. I swear shes got an adams apple.

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      Adam B 

      9 years ago

      It was the chick who was reading her rap off of a herpes fact sheet that inserted the shot in her holiest of holes...Yuck!

    • MellasViews profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Earth

      omg, tell me about it, gia seemed cute in that slutbaggish way, but I never was expecting that! It was nasty, barnyard crap. I agree, they girls get nastier and nastier each and every season. there are no decent girls on any of those love shows, all just sluts looking for some fame. ech

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      Ashley Tyler 

      9 years ago from Oklahoma

      Yes I always watch the reality shows. They are usually really funny, but this seasons girls are a little too ummm whats the word...looking like they have been rode hard and put up wet. They are too trashy for me. From the way they talk to the way they dress. Totally gross. I will be missing the show this season. Each season brings bigger sluts than the one before it seems.

      A woman who can give another women a shot from her hoohoo on national tv has obvious problems. The girl who took the shot is the same one who was reading a song she had written on the back of some herpes information papers!!! LOL That says a lot right there.


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