ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

What A Woman Wants

Updated on July 16, 2008

A Day At The Fair


My husband, Donnie, has learned to recognize the signs. My eyes sort of glaze over and a smirk will cross my lips. "I feel a blog coming on," Donnie will quip.

I firmly believe we perceive the world around us in a familiar format. Donnie loves music and is prone to spontaneous humming, singing, drumming or air-guitaring when something strikes him a certain way. As he once told me....he always has a song in his head. Some people see the world through a camera lens...even if their camera isn't with them. It's second nature. For me, the world is churning with words just waiting to be untangled from the rest and then woven into a tale. It just takes a catalyst, a spark to ignite an idea...

What Women Want

Sometimes I am amused by my own gender, in a bemused way...since I'm just as guilty. We burned our bras and then shop at Victoria's Secret. We want equality...except on date night. We'd like our men to be sensitive to our needs but not to the point where he eagerly anticipates watching a chick flick so that the two of you can have a good cry together.

The modern man has it rather rough compared to his more Neanderthal ancestors or his noble knightly brethren. Where do you find that tricky middle ground, somewhere between dragging your woman off by the hair and slaying dragons for a token of her affection? The answer is...don't. I don't care how independent your little princess may be...deep down inside, she still believes in Prince Charming. Sure, these days Prince Charming usually has a great job with health and dental and perhaps a financial portfolio that would make a mother weep for joy...but he's still got to woo his fair maiden.

So there I was...with Donnie, my Prince Charming, at the Arizona State Fair. We ride the rides, we shop the shops, we eat bbq and roasted corn...and walk past all the carnies as they hawk their games that guarantee a winner every time.

Shamelessly, I will admit that I was a bit jealous watching the mother of two walk by with her husband who was pushing the stroller while his trophies of stuffed carnival critters dangled lazily over his shoulder. And look at that romantic couple over that a giant bunny she's carrying clutched to her bosom as she looks up starry eyed at her hero? My eye critically appraises my Prince Charming...gauging his abilities against the challenges that lay before him. Was he a balloon popper perhaps...deadly with a dull dart? Or maybe he was more of a ring toss Romeo? Either way, I was satisfied after these musings that my swain could perform any of these carnival quests and come back a conquering hero.

So why wasn't he eager to thump his chest and step up to prove his prowess? As we walk down the midway I begin to psychoanalyze the situation. Perhaps....perhaps he is wisely choosing to abstain from the somewhat questionable ethics of the games...and...uh...despite his incredible prowess at any of these games of skill...he believes he will be cheated. Or...he's afraid he'll lose and he doesn't want to look bad. As I weighed both possibilities, I decided that it really boiled down to this...

I wanted a damned stuffed animal.

Prince Charming would need a little coaching...and I bided my time, waiting for an opportunity. After a couple of rides, including one white-knuckled, sweaty-hands, "oh my god we're going to die" ride on the ferris wheel (I really am the biggest fraidy cat alive) we'd pretty much exhausted our options of rides that I wouldn't require valium before going on. This left us with tickets left to spend...and what better way than to spend them on one of the games! At least this is what I "suggested" to Donnie. There! The seed had been to step back and see if it would sprout.

"Well, what game did you have in mind?" he asked warily.

"Hmmm...I don't know...let me think (as if I didn't have an answer because this was all just so sudden). How about...oh...I dunno...maybe one of those water balloon games?" I figured since a lot of people were competing at one time, if he wouldn't be a reflection on his skill. However, and call me a braggart if you will, but I had the feeling that when it came to accuracy, the twelve year old next to him didn't stand a chance!

After sizing up the available prizes, Donnie chose the game with stuffed animals the size of your average five year old. Oh yes...I could see the fire in his eyes as he stared down his opponent and carefully wrapped his hand around the pistol...he meant business. It was time to slay the dragon...

The bell rings and my eyes look up....watching the water fill the tubes and the stuffed frogs climb their poles. Yes...I think he's winning...oh no...that one is catching's going to be close... I close my eyes, hold my breath...

The Winner! Yes! My Prince Charming has vanquished his foe and cockily tosses the kill over his shoulder before we continue our stroll down the midway. I give him a besotted smile. He is my hero, winner of giant stuffed frogs!

In my peripheral vision I catch a glimpse of a woman, wistfully eyeing my incredible fortune and then turning her consideration to her hapless partner. I know exactly what she's thinking...


    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • trish1048 profile image


      10 years ago

      Hello Spryte, and welcome to HP,

      This is the first hub of yours I've read, and I love it!  I love your style of writing. 

      I share your apprehension of rides, mine was caused by the ferris wheel, roller coaster and fun houses.  My hubby and I were at the boardwalk once and decided to go on the slide, a rather tall affair.  I proceeded to walk up the 200 or so stairs, got to the middle and froze.  I couldn't take another step up or down.  My hubby had to come 'rescue' me :)

      I too remember walking around fairs, carnivals, the boardwalk, drooling over the  one or more stuffed animals people had in tow, wishing I had one too. 

      Thanks for the laugh, this was a fun hub.


    • spryte profile imageAUTHOR


      10 years ago from Arizona, USA

      *hugs* Sally

      I love the image of a daughter and her father at the fair. He sounds like a true hero. Thank you for sharing that with me!


    • Sally's Trove profile image


      10 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

      Spryte, my day at the fair was with my father. I was 7 years old. I wanted him to win an Emmet Kelley doll for me, and he did. He sat beside me and held on to me on the ferris wheel. He was my Prince Charming. And even though he has been gone for many, many years, he still is my knight in shining armor.

      What a beautiful hub, capturing the essence of what all girls want. And what, for me, I wish I still had.

      Your fan, Sally

    • spryte profile imageAUTHOR


      10 years ago from Arizona, USA

      Awww were gonna send me flowers? Teddy Bears work too btw... :)

    • SweetiePie profile image


      10 years ago from Southern California, USA

      I agree with many of your observations. Right on!

    • ProCW profile image


      10 years ago from South Carolina

      I think I found a keeper! :) I'm very happy to have introduced you to hubpages, spryte. You are doing an excellent job! Keep up the GREAT work!


      PS. So it only takes giant stuffed frogs to win over a woman's heart? I guess roses were out of the question... :)


    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at:

    Show Details
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the or domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)