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Updated on September 14, 2011

what is the truth?

Everybody wants the truth, but no one wants to stop lying.

Some say the search for truth begins online. Our great repository of information, The Internet, offers massive quantities of information, including snippets of honesty. Shopping online for truth can be problematic, but the nobility of pure research insists that such effort be expended.

We've done most of the work already. Herein we present a compendium of truthful products virtually guaranteed to aid the quest for validity, justice, and the American Way.

Consumption makes the world go 'round: shop 'till you drop. Plow forward into our voluminous volumes of value-added variations on the subject of truthful purchasing. All the stuff comes with a return policy but how can a price possibly be assigned to this type of guidance?

Find out if your abs are lying to you.
Find out if your abs are lying to you. | Source

The Truth About SIX PACK ABS

  • Why are there only 6 abs?
  • Why does everyone in the gym crave abs that can cut diamonds?
  • Who invented the abs?

Questing for rock-hard abs comprises consumer activity commensurate with the GDP of a medium-sized European country. Are your abdominals lying to you? Only your personal trainer knows for sure, but now you can share in that information.

This handy book-sized book fits easily into a workout bag or an iPod because it also comes in digital form. You can listen to the secrets of your abs as you vehemently exercise your glutes. It all works out.

Sew up the truth
Sew up the truth | Source

Janome Heart Truth 2008 50-Stitch Sewing Machine

Seamstresses and other thread-aware professionals all agree that theirs is a truthful profession. The hem never lies. This ultra-honest machine delivers straight and true stitches through wide varieties of fabrics. A fully automatic buttonhole contrivance also stands ready to apply adornments. Janome is the premier manufacturer of sewing machines: no lie. The company established itself in 1921 and has not looked back in anger since then.

Wrap yourself in truthful clothing.
Wrap yourself in truthful clothing. | Source

Speed & Strength Moment of Truth SP Mesh Jacket

Motorcycle racing causes moments of extreme truth interspersed with periods of abject terror. Grabbing the binders just a millisecond too late results in an unexpected meeting with paved surfaces. Riders prefer durable fabrics between themselves and asphalt. This durable jacket provides some level of protection against fast-moving roadway surfaces. Shoulder and elbow protectors afford shielding to precious extremities.

Truth in silver
Truth in silver | Source

Sterling Silver Oval"Truth" Dangle Bead

Sterling Silver represents the truest of precious metals. Gold is OK, but it's soft and expensive. Silver carries a cachet comparable to no other material use to construct dangle beads. This entrancing bauble is compatible with Pandora European Story Charm Bracelets and looks amazing on the wrist of a debutante or a ditch digger.

Do we know what deer do in the woods?
Do we know what deer do in the woods? | Source

Primos Truth Cam 35 Camera

Hunting is all about truth. The hunt for Bambi begins and ends with honesty. Tuck this 35 mm camera into a secluded tree bole and kick back in your cabin. Every passing animal has a story to tell. Only you will know if woodland creatures hold back crucial information.

A 40 foot nighttime range ensures that clandestine activities will not escape your gaze. An 8 GB data card holds more than enough information to keep you informed throughout the Winter. All photos are stamped with date, time, temp, and moon phase data.

Collagen is truthful
Collagen is truthful | Source

Ole Henriksen Truth Serum(R) Collagen Booster

Truth be told, we all need more collagen. This crucial component of everyday life comes complete in a handy glass jar. it's simple to apply.

Promote a healthy glow and improve the quality of your outer skin with this amazing serum. Smear it all over your epidermis on a daily basis.


Store the truth here.
Store the truth here. | Source

Trus Hardware Encryption USB Drive 8G

Should you be in the market for a device to protect your truth, consider an encrypted USB flash drive. This amazing device swallows your data, jumbles it in a reversible manner, and stores it mostly reliably.

8 gigabytes is a lot of truth. Two entire DVDs can be stored comfortably. Thousands of documents or photographs will fit. You will eventually run out of space, but purchase several of these devices to postpone that moment of truth as long as possible.

Conslusion

The search for truth begins here. Grab your credit card and start shopping. Shine the lamp of honesty into the corners of retail activity. Or something like that.

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    • dallas93444 profile image

      Dallas W Thompson 

      6 years ago from Bakersfield, CA

      I'll take a pound of truth to go sell to the used car salesman for double what it cost me... to "sell at my cost."

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @spamIsHam : Thanks!

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      spamIsHam 

      6 years ago

      this was absolutely funny! that is the truth! love it!!! going to post on my fb page...

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj: Thank you so much! Coming from a Level 8 Commenter that means a lot.

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      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      I cannot tell a lie, nicomp. This was one of your very humorous best. The idea and the message. Absolutely. Positively, Cross my heart ... well, you know the rest.

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