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Buy a Tiny Belly Online

Updated on March 22, 2011

Buy a Tiny Belly Online

Based on the volume of online solicitations for belly reduction techniques, acquiring a tiny belly represents a major issue in society. Casual observation indicates large numbers of people either struggle with belly size or don't care any more. To be coveted is the 'six pack' of abdominal muscles and the narrow waist, at least according to mass marketing strategies. We present a sampling of products designed to aid in the quest for tiny bellies.

It will take some effort, but you can work toward the tiny belly so coveted by rock stars, movie stars, and everyday average schleps. Don't expect immediate results if you have been pounding cheeseburgers for years: all that belly fat has to be converted to energy through exercise and hard work.

10 Minute Solution: Blast Off Belly Fat

Evidently those who desire a tiny belly simply cannot spare 10 minutes a day to blast off belly fat. Suzanne Bowen trots out her incredibly tiny belly in an effort to inspire fat-bellied people to get moving. Her 10 Minute Solution offers exercise and diet tips engineered to explode belly fat away from the belly.

Amira's Bellydance 101 Belly Dancing Basics For Beginners

Certainly getting your belly to dance might be a good first step toward a tiny belly. To that end, official belly dancing gear becomes of the utmost importance. Books, tapes, books on tape, DVDs, podcasts, official belly dancing clothing, and official belly dancing props all work together to melt away belly fat, whether you want to or not.

"Belly Dancing" originated in the "Middle Eastern" part of the world, but soccer Moms and hockey Moms and ladder-climbing MBA Moms can benefit from wiggling their belly in time to music.

Belly Bandit

Wouldn't it be nice to have your excess belly stolen from you? The Belly Bandit probably won't run off with your subcutaneous abdominal fat, but it will wrap you in supportive comfort. This cool device provides post pregnancy support to your belly area, or someone else's belly area. The Belly Bandit is available in several different colors and styles: it's easy to remain fashionable throughout the quest for a tiny belly.

Fake Padded Belly

Should you already have a tiny belly, simply strap on this fake belly and find out real quick how the other half lives. A short trip to the grocery store or the shooting range dressed as a non-tiny bellied person tends to be a real eye-opening experience. Of course, once you're done masquerading, simply unstrap the fake padded belly and instantly revert back to your six-pack. It's filled with fiber, but not the kind you're supposed to eat.

Belly Button Rings

After chasing down that tiny belly, decorate it. Demonstrate to the world your pride in your washboard abs by poking them with jewelry. Nothing calls attention to a microscopic belly than a belly button ring representing your favorite sports team. Most of us simply put on a hat or a T-shirt: obviously this is better because no one will notice your belly if you're wearing a hat. You must hang something from your belly that people would never expect to see hanging from a tiny belly.

Everrich EVC-0134 50 x 25 Inch Belly Bumper

This product may well represent the pinnacle of tiny belly technology and social development in the industrialized world. Sure, team sports are fun and they build character and all that, but these incredibly simple devices offer the opportunity to pound on the kid next door and develop a tiny belly at the same time. We all know, or should know, that exercise burns calories. These calories often burn away from the belly area, resulting in a direct path to a tiny belly. The dual benefits of Belly Bumpers should be blazing evident by now, but they are almost as fun to write about as they are to strap on and run into people with.

Pump them up with ordinary household air (pump not included), strap them on, and start looking for something to wham into. Ordinary outdoor activities like baseball, football, and mountain climbing become challenging and fun.

The Bean Deluxe Combo and Flex 10 Ultimate Abdominal Exerciser

Eating beans offers weight loss opportunities, but this bean is for rocking, not consumption. The unique structure of the bean allows you to exercise your core muscles and work off belly fat in your quest for a tiny belly. Improve your balance and reduce your gut at the same time. Instructional DVD and pump are included.

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    • Jenna May Swan profile image

      Jenna May Swan 7 years ago

      Cool - thanks for the heads up - I never realised you get such tasteful belly button rings before!

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      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj: Well, yes, but was it *this* fake padded belly?

      http://www.amazon.com/Costume-SuperCenter-Fake-Pad...

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      drbj and sherry 7 years ago from south Florida

      Enchanting hub, nicomp. Just one problem. One of my very best friends purchased a very large fake padded belly and wore it under a t-shirt and shorts at the supermarket. Everyone there hooted and hollered and whistled and made rude comments. "I'll never wear a fake belly any more," he told me.

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      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @sir_tallest : Let us know how that works out. ;)

      @Tom Whitworth: A new hub topic, I see!

    • Tom Whitworth profile image

      Tom Whitworth 7 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      nicomp,

      I don't need a tiny belly as I have gone from 154 pounds to 128 pounds in the last seven months. I need to buy some weight gaining products.

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      sir_tallest 7 years ago

      cool......i now have a nice thing to tell my girl when next she complains about her belly......i'll just refer her to your hub

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