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Find Your Perfect Match

Updated on October 4, 2011

Your Match is out there, somewhere

Life tends to be sufficiently difficult without finding yourself stuck with an incompatible match. Looking online for what you're looking for has become a popular pastime for many folks who would otherwise order from a catalog or hang out at a local establishment. Match shopping simply isn't what is used to me. Don't give up, but consider changing your strategy somewhat.

We're here to help. Our research reveals optimal match possibilities to 3 standard deviations. Feel free to try out more than one of our suggestions: there's no shame in taking a risk now and then. We want you to feel fulfilled and satisfied, but we understand that identifying a perfect match may be an imperfect science. Despite the numerous choices offered by Internet match providers, you still need to take the first step. Your match will not find you - step up and take the plunge!

This just might be the perfect match.
This just might be the perfect match. | Source

UCO Stormproof Match Case Kit - Yellow UCO Stormproof Match Case Kit

Relationships, camping trips, and survival weekends often call for the same match. This super-durable kit of emergency matches includes spare striking strips and is packaged in a bright yellow waterproof container. A cotton ball, handy for emergency tinder or removing makeup after a long night of looking for matches, is also included at no extra charge.

The matches will ignite in a rainstorm or even under water. We all need a match like that. Set fire to your life at least twenty times with this set of matches. You won't be sorry and you will meet some very interesting people, either at the campground or the Emergency Room.

Plain wooden matches may be your perfect match.
Plain wooden matches may be your perfect match. | Source

50 Plain White Cover Wooden Matches Box Matches

Sometimes we want to kick back with a friend we can depend on. We crave familiarity, reliability, and acceptance in a world jam packed with unfamiliarity, unreliability, and nonacceptance. A generic pack of plain boring wooden matches may not seem like the formula to ignite your soul, but trust us: you can start a fire with these babies.

The box is a safe dependable cardboard carrier than can be sacrificed for tinder should an emergency arise. These matches may not be perfect, but we can all get along.

Sometimes you don't even recognize your match.
Sometimes you don't even recognize your match. | Source

Metal Match, Strike It Model, Matchless Firestarter, Magnesium Firestarter

Life is sufficiently complicated without layering on supplemental difficulties. Sometimes an intentional search for what you really want simply becomes frustrating. Overtly shopping for matches can wear you down to the point that you wonder if you will ever find your perfect match.

This thing doesn't even look like a match. You might get it home before you realize what it actually means to you. A matchless firestarter takes time to get used to. Does it have a place in your life? Give it time.

Match up with a soccer ball.
Match up with a soccer ball. | Source

adidas Speedcell 2011 Official Match Ball (Women's Fifa World Cup)

Certainly, a soccer game is hardly a fulfilling place to look for a match. Everyone is blasting on their vuvuzela and eating nachos: it's difficult to get anything started in the match department. Adidas wants to help. Oddly enough, a match can often be found at a Women's World Cup soccer game because they are contractually obligated to play with adidas Speedcell 2011 Official Match soccer balls.

You'd better order a few of these: they tend to get kicked around.

Someone is very proud of their match and wants to tell you about it.
Someone is very proud of their match and wants to tell you about it. | Source

The Match: The Day The Game Of Golf Changed Forever Each

It's OK to talk about it. Searching for what you consider to be your perfect match may inspire you to tell others about your quest and your fulfillment. You may linger over nachos at Applebee's, regaling your close friends with tales of your successes and failures. You may even publish a blog.

Or, you might be moved to write an entire book. Some folks have an extremely high opinion of their matches. Their stories warrant hundreds of pages of closely set type organized into sentences, paragraphs, and chapters. Their matches need to be shouted from the digital rooftops.We haven't read it, yet, but it must be good because it's about golf and it was written a long time ago.

Conclusion

Continue searching. Trawl the Internet for your perfect match. It's out there, somewhere. Have your credit card at the ready. Never give up. Never, ever give up.

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      nicomp really 6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @psychicdog.net : got a match?

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      psychicdog.net 6 years ago

      Nicomp you are on fire!

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      nicomp really 6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj: Your kindness is nonpareil.

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      drbj and sherry 6 years ago from south Florida

      I can truthfully say, nicomp, that this hub of yours is unmatched by any others. Your grasp of the topic is matchless.

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