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"A Very Eloquent Hat Stand"

Updated on November 25, 2013

Obama Got An Award Over The Weekend!

The title of the article is the way the writer described Barack Hussein Obama recently as he made another notable list of "Who's Who." Oh you haven't heard? He made GQ's "Least Influential" List of people. A finer list Obama wouldn't be deserving of.

He did slide down the list a bit to #17 on the annual list of the mags 25 "Least Influential" people list. Now note sheeple, and I know many sheeple read my writings frothing at the chops, that GQ magazine isn't known to be a bastion of conservative journalism but they are starting to see through the smoke and mirrors act that created Barack Hussein Obama. There actually is "hope."

This wasn't a first for Obama because his eloquence has managed to make that vaunted list two times in the last three years. Obama seems to be having a problem earning back that respect that he blew with his constant lying once that people started paying attention to his constant lying. Or maybe they figured out he was about to pick their middle class pockets too. He's been picking them all along they just weren't paying attention.

Yes, he just may eloquently read a teleprompter I must admit. But his words are worthless and with a buck fifty cents I can take them and buy a cup of coffee down at the local diner. His ideas are dangerous though and generally at odds with the best interests of the American tax payer. One just has to look past the glitter to see there is no gold there.

Funny, though not so funny, is how the list starts out: “Time once again for the list no one wants to be on: GQ’s third annual collection of people who've overstayed their turns in the spotlight and used their fame for not a good goddamn thing. The hardest part for us was keeping it to twenty-five.” Notice the quotation marks Mr/Ms Moderator. Gee, I wonder why no one wants to make this list?

There were stellar non-starters ahead of him though. Top of the list at #1 was Dennis Rodman! Well, Dennis is our unofficial ambassador to North Korea so he earned that spot. But Obama was also in the company of notables like convicted murderer Jodi Arias, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, and former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Then stir in Howard Kurtz and Paula Deen and shake well.

Now I have to admire GQ's eloquence in describing Oblamo's performance as our President:

“He can blame Republicans in Congress all he likes and get away with it because congressional Republicans are the worst. But the fact remains that I have spent the majority of this man’s presidency watching bad things happen, then hearing a thoughtful speech about how we gotta make sure the bad things never happen again, and then watching as nothing gets done. Next time there’s an election, I want Nate Silver to analyze the data and tell me who to vote for so that I don’t end up casting my ballot for a very eloquent hat stand.”

I won't consult Nate about the next election myself because I wasn't stupid enough to vote for a fraud like Obama the first time and definitely not the second time after watching him do nothing productive during his first term. Don't go to Obamacare liberals because people will eat you alive these days concerning that string of lies and fraudulent moves by President Hat Stand.

And You Still Bit And Are Still Biting? Really?

Did I mention this is the second time Oblamo made he list? The first time is 2011 in case you missed it. Here's his accolade when he first distinguished himself by his lack of acceptable performance:

“Okay, so we’re cheating a bit with this one. He did order the raid that wiped Osama bin Laden off the face of the earth. But then he used that surplus of political capital to let everyone in Washington stick a boot in his ass. This is a man who should be the most transformational figure of the century. Hell, he promised to be that. Instead he wields all the power of a substitute teacher at night school.”

What eloquence in describing a nobody who suddenly became a somebody with no influence. He rode the killing of Osama bin Laden by Navy Seals like he did it himself. It was just a matter of time hunting down the dog and he happened to be there sitting in that seat when the Seals did the deed. Good jobs Navy Seals and Merry Christmas my brother's-in-arms.

I still remember this fraud waxing away in his first primary and my thoughts then. They were "it ain't gonna happen" and "who does this guy think he is." Those were followed by, "Who is this guy?" And that hasn't been able to be answered yet because all his records are sealed tighter than a gnat's behind. That is definitely a historical first too.

Wannabe President Hat Stand Waxing Eloquent Back When and Not A Word Of It Came True

If Obama is influential it is in a Hitler sort of way - not good. He wants to rule by decree in the manner of King George III and with the iron fist of a Joseph Stalin and those types of influence our country can do without. Just recently it was Obamacare blowing up like a nuclear bomb and then Harry Reid going nuclear in the US Senate, with Oblamo's approval, overturning 200 plus years of rule precedent so Obaby can try to get his way now that he's dead in the water.

Look over here while all hell is breaking loose over there time huh Harry?

Now just this weekend Oblamo and John Kerry participated in the biggest capitulation possible, other than total surrender, in allowing Iran to progress forward in developing its nuclear program. Ah what the hell. The Senate went nuclear so it's okay for Iran to get in line. The Iran spin is absurd and has both Republicans and notable Democrats (if there is such a thing these days) asking publicly how stupid can he get? Thank God Israel isn't biting on the... Fill in the rest yourself. Just one less phone call Bibi will have to make.

Oblamo has once again earned his spot on a least desirable list. Strike 3 or impeachment? We just need to flip the Senate and flip it well in 2014.

Quote Of The Day: "In victory, Obamacare is looking more and more like Waterloo every day — and certainly not due to any strategic brilliance on the part of Obama’s political adversaries."

Vote It," "Like" It, "Tweet" It, "Pin " It, "Share It" With Your Followers. Time to let em read it and keep reading it.

As Always,

The Frog Prince


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      Stu 4 years ago

      It's gotten to the point that I can no longer keep a mental list of all of Obama's crimes and stupid policies. I used to be able to, but once the collection got over 20 items or so, I have to rely on written lists. My latest peeves are:

      (1) Gutting the Senate filibuster on Presidential nominations without the required 67% supermajority, and Obama gushing about what great thing Harry Reid did in breaking Senate rules.

      (2) Offering to ease $7 billion in sanctions against Iran in exchange for an Iranian slowdown (whatever that means) in nuclear development. Does Obama REALLY think Iran is going to honor this commitment? All this "deal" does is give Iran $7 billion more dollars to synthesize and enrich fissile material, which they will do in secret during the proposed six month "slowdown period."

      (3) Offering financial aid to Afghanistan in exchange for, umm, I'm not sure what. This aid will not go directly to specified recipients or agencies, but will go to Afghan approved "committees" who will then disperse it to any Afghan agency or cause they wish. Further, under this "deal" (I hesitate to call it that as I'm not clear what we are getting in return for our money), the US military in Afghanistan will be placed under the direct control of the Afghan military until we exit, even though our military trained and supplied the Afghan forces for free, and our military presence in Afghanistan was previously agreed to be a partnership with the Afghan forces, not a master/servant relationship.

      The Iran/Afghanistan deals remind of the stupidity in the "New START" treaty Obama signed with the ever trustworthy Vladimir Putin. This stroke of genius on Obama's part forces US strategic weapons count to go down while Russia can go up using the latest technologies to attain numerical parity, permits Russia to maintain its enormous numerical superiority over the US in tactical nuclear weapons, fails to include potential Russian ally China in the parity equation, and fails to make clear whether the US has any right to extend our ABM deployments beyond those already existing only along the west coast (our greatest nuclear threat is a polar route strike from Russia or China, but we have no ABM protection along our northern border).

      I know I'm no military expert, but aren't some things simple enough that "even a caveman" can understand them?

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      GQ nailed it with its 'A very eloquent hat stand.' And you nailed it, Jim, with this thoughtful analysis of his non-leadership.

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      The Frog Prince 4 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Dean - His soul was bought and paid for years ago.

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      Old Poolman 4 years ago

      It is interesting that this far into his second term we have no idea who this guy really is. His history seems to be partially or mostly fabricated and impossible to verify. Nobody including the Media wanted any part in finding out who he really is. Like "cheaptrick" indicated, who the heck is our real President? It sure is not this empty suit that makes speeches.

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      cheaptrick 4 years ago from the bridge of sighs

      Where it gets a bit fuzzy for me is how did he come out of such incredible obscurity to the presidency without selling his soul to someone...and who has the power to install a nobody in that office?

      That is the person who would scare the bloody Hell out of me!

      I'd give an awful lot to know who his owner/s are.


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      Old Poolman 4 years ago

      LOL - That my friend is a love story that will never end.

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      The Frog Prince 4 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Mike - As long as lovemychris loves him he's obviously on hallowed ground.

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      Old Poolman 4 years ago

      At last he receives an award he really deserves. I keep seeing hints that even some of the media outlets are falling out of love with Obama. That of course remains to be seen.

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      The Frog Prince 4 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Annette - Interesting that Mitch McConnell, of all people, is threatening to punch TPM people in the nose. He can't even stand up to Harry Reid so that is laughable.

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      Annette Akerman 4 years ago

      Love the way you always hit it right on the nose! Good article and I hope people are reading and listening. This is the biggest loser in history and we Americans will suffer the worst for it because it isn't over yet!

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      James Buckler 4 years ago

      The Wizard of Oz man behind the curtain act is falling to pieces and Obama is just scrambling at this point to salvage what he can.