An Open Letter to Mueller
Blu is holding a Pan and a Pen
Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Tuesday, April 2, 2018. Our friend, Butterfly Blu, is at the stove multi-tasking. He is whipping up Baked Cinnamon French Toast with one hand, and writing to Special Counsel Robert Mueller with the other. Blu has extended an invitation to all the Poppers this morning. Please join him for breakfast and listen to his thoughts about Mueller and his ongoing investigation of anything remotely related to President Trump. He hopes to see you soon.
Frying the President
Cooking Up Trouble
Thanks so much for joining me this morning. I decided to address my thoughts directly to Special Prosecutor Mueller, so please enjoy breakfast while I write.
To SP Mueller,
I'm just an ordinary citizen, though I am in the form of a butterfly. I felt compelled to reach out to you this morning, because your tedious investigation of the Trump team has proven quite emphatically that there was no collusion between President Trump and the Russians. That was your task in the beginning, but as often happens with people in your position, you tend to morph out in all directions. You have done precisely that, and your efforts are not only not appreciated, they are no longer justified or warranted. What have you really accomplished anyway? You indicted Manafort and his associate for a crime committed a decade ago. You made things worse by indicting 13 Russians who were not charged as foreign agents engaging in political activities without registering. That one alone doesn't sit well with me, and I'm jut a citizen butterfly, trying to understand what your real motives are. What are you really after Mr. Mueller?
Suspects are Everywhere
The interesting part about all of this, Mr. Mueller, is that there is plenty of evidence that the Democrats and the Hillary Clinton campaign are guilty of lying, colluding and trying to interfere with the election by paying for a fake dirty dossier aimed at discrediting Donald Trump. That is where the real investigation is. The saner citizens of this country are well aware of this, but yet you continue to look for evidence that would effectively boot our president out of office. If ever there was a time for you and your team to pack up and go home, it is now. That would be best for our nation. The fire that is fueling your jets is harmful, because it does not seem to be rooted in facts, but rather it seems like revenge. What are you really after, Mr. Mueller?
A Mountain of Facts
A Farce of an Investigation
I must say that I believe the establishment in Washington wants to see this "trumped" up investigation continue. There are quite a few Republicans in this group along with the deranged Democrats who are still losing their minds over the Trump win. Your investigation has turned into a witch hunt, and calls to keep you on are motivated by revenge and self-interest, other than in justice. There is nothing just about what you are doing. This nation deserves better than what you are offering. We need to move on from this nonsense. We deserve to see justice served, meaning that the abuses of the FISA courts and what that led to must be dealt with. You are bringing nothing to the table. Your work is done.
I am curious about the 13 Russians you indicted. Why did you charge them with conspiracy to defraud the U.S. and identity theft. They interfered with a Presidential election, but they weren't charged properly. The obvious charges were omitted. They were agents of a foreign nation and they were involved in political activities. None of that came up in the indictment. Why is that Mr. Mueller? Who are you protecting by tailoring your indictments, which are, to be honest, worthless. What are you really doing?
On Thin Ice
I have to wonder who is really on thin ice these days. Right now it feels like the American people are in jeopardy. Justice is not being served by your continued probing into anything remotely related to President Trump. Personally, I think it was a grave mistake to appoint you as special counsel. It is now clear that you have gone off the rails. No collusion has been found. That was what you were tasked with. You found nothing, and it is over. Now it is time to get to the truth. People other than yourself should take on that job. You are too entangled with the FBI to be involved in what should come next. Thank you for your service, and good-bye.
Don't clip my wings
Don't tie me down
I just want the truth
What have you really found?