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Clint Eastwood Is One Wild and Crazy Guy -- His Show at the RNC Should Win An Emmy

Updated on June 4, 2013
I'm donating a fistful of dollars to the RNC for starring me at the convention.
I'm donating a fistful of dollars to the RNC for starring me at the convention. | Source

One wild and crazy guy

Clint already has Oscars. Now an Emmy should be added to the collection of hardware on his mantel.

The only actor who ever made more sense than Clint Eastwood is Ronald Reagan. Barack Obama, however, no doubt would have been a terrific actor in the silent movie era. That was part of Clint’s point, although some conservatives and all liberals, especially those “left of Lenin”, obviously didn’t get it.

One should recall that Clint’s best buddy in Every Which Way but Loose was an orangutan. Clint had no trouble communicating with Clyde, so it doesn’t surprise me that Clint could communicate effectively with an empty chair.

Eastwood employed some fantastic imagery. Oprah crying over Obama. I suspect she’d be more than happy to give him a job next year when he is unemployed. I’m all for that. It would be rather hypocritical if he collected one of those entitlements he has promised everyone who doesn’t believe in the American Dream, to be paid for by the taxpayers’ dime.

Clint: "Clyde is smarter than anybody at the Democratic National Convention."
Clint: "Clyde is smarter than anybody at the Democratic National Convention." | Source

We own this country

“We own this country.” I wonder who said that. China? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.

“You’re crazy, you’re absolutely crazy. You’re getting as bad as Biden.” I wonder who said that. Hillary Clinton when the president wanted to dump Biden for her? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.”

“Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party.” I wonder who said that. Joe Biden? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood. The story that has not come out yet is that Clint is trying to set up a debate between Joe Biden and Clyde the orangutan. I know who I’m betting on to win that one.

“And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.” I wonder who said that. Bill Clinton about his wife? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood. And he wasn’t inferring that an intern is needed to do the job.

So Bill Clinton is giving the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention. Perhaps he will utilize the empty chair routine like Clint did. Clint and Clinton do have one thing in common -- serial womanizing. But that sort of behavior is the norm for Hollywood types. I’m not sure getting your rocks off in the White House while you are supposed to be balancing the budget is what voters and taxpayers expect or desire from our fearless leader.

Clint: "I should have followed in my buddy Ronnie Reagan's footsteps like he wanted me to."
Clint: "I should have followed in my buddy Ronnie Reagan's footsteps like he wanted me to." | Source

Make my day!

“Make my day!” I wonder who said that. Monica Lewinsky at the moment of truth? (Think blue dress.) No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.

“I think possibly now it may be time for somebody else to come along and solve the problem.” I wonder who said that. Baraack Obama to Michelle when the toilet got plugged up and her efforts with a plunger failed? Rumor has it he said, “I flushed the economy down the toilet, this will be a snap for me.” No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.

Clint always gets the bad guys. And he did it again with the empty chair bit and his other sound bites. And talk about turning Obamabaloney every which way but loose. He made my day!

Clint Eastwood should have won an Oscar for his movie Trouble with the Curve, released soon after his splendid performance at the Republican National convention. Much as the IRS targeted those who don’t support Obamabaloney, so did liberal movie critics who complained there was no same-sex marriage in it target the flick with bad reviews.

But Clint Eastwood will get the last laugh. He has a new movie in the works that will top all his previous performances. I’m not going to reveal details provided to me by my confidential sources. You’ll be hearing about it soon enough. Let me just say that this movie will prove that it was Dirty Harry who killed Osama bin Laden and not Barack Obama.

Also starring in the movie will be Urkel as Barack Obama, Michael Douglass (playing the role the same way he did Liberace) as Joe Biden, and Kate Upton as Hillary Clinton. Kate will be Clint’s love interest. Instead of “Make my Day!” Clint’s new slogan will be “Screw the Democrats!”

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    • BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile imageAUTHOR

      Jack Hazen 

      6 years ago from Blitzburgh area

      Hey Mike, yeah those commercials are great. You can find them on YouTube also.

      There was an article in my local newspaper today by Washington Post columnist Kathleen Parker entitled "Eastwood serves up perfect metaphor for Obama." Just search on "Kathleen Parker on Clint Eastwood" and you'll find it. Although some of these newspaper sites have given it a different title.

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      mike kneidinger 

      6 years ago

      cant get my password to work dang it.the tv commercials for clints new flick are a hoot.what are you fellas staring at im not a pole dancer.vintage clint.

    • BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile imageAUTHOR

      Jack Hazen 

      6 years ago from Blitzburgh area

      You are just so sweet, krsharp05.

      Now, Clint was the mystery speaker at the Republication National Convention, but who will be the mystery speaker at the Democratic National Convention.

      I know! And I just did a hub about it entitled "Suzanne Barr to be Mystery Speaker at Democratic National Convention" and here's the link:

      https://hubpages.com/politics/Suzanne-Barr-to-be-M...

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      Kristi Sharp 

      6 years ago from Born in Missouri. Raised in Minnesota.

      I'm glad to see your name pop up on my horizon again. Clint is unparalleled, that's for sure, and I tuned in to the debates just after he was finished. I really need to catch it on Youtube because it's all that people are talking about! Us Republicans, anyway. I'm not a fan of Oprah but she is a phenomenal leader. Nevertheless, I keep having recurring images of Clint in Gran Torino. Love your work. -K

    • BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile imageAUTHOR

      Jack Hazen 

      6 years ago from Blitzburgh area

      Yeah, Kosmo, these conventions are messing with my sports. You got the baseball races winding down and the football just starting. I got fantasy football to worry about too.

      And now another "political" story has piqued my interest this morning. Check out Suzanne Barr. I'm not sure if she's related to Rosanne Barr, but it sounds like she might be.

      Suzanne Barr (an Obama appointee) resigned her Homeland Security position due to claims of sexual harassment, lewd behavior, etc. Among other things, apparently she went around offering to provide the same thing for her male employees that Monica provide for Clinton.

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      Kelley Marks 

      6 years ago from California

      Yes, I must admit, Clint Eastwood was the best part of the Republican Convention, which was, alternately, a big bore with occasional instances of hilarity, such as Mitt Romney's speech. At any rate, you gotta love politics and religion, eh? Later!

    • BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile imageAUTHOR

      Jack Hazen 

      6 years ago from Blitzburgh area

      Yo WolfMan,

      Tell your buddy Hound Dawg to squat or get off the stick. I sent him a trade proposal to flip his Steelers defense for the Ratbirds defense.

      Keeping on the topic of Clint and sports, I think this new movie is going to be even better than "Million Dollar Baby" and he got some hardware for that one.

      Clint was just sporting with the "absentee" president. Oh yeah, Clint is dumb and senile. Like a fox.

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      JWolfMan82 from fantasy FB 

      6 years ago

      Yeh BGJ right on with the emphasis on right.The empty chair routine was symbolic of all the empty promises made by you know who.Brilliant just brilliant

    • BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile imageAUTHOR

      Jack Hazen 

      6 years ago from Blitzburgh area

      Hey mts 1098, yes indeed, Clint Eastwood has been a sometimes great actor and a terrific director.

      Old Clint will get the last laugh. Doesn't he always?

      Clint has a new movie being released in 3 weeks. The title is "Trouble with the Curve" and he plays an old (well he can't play Rowdy in "Rawhide" anymore now can he?) baseball scout who takes his estranged daughter on one last road trip to scout up a prospect.

      Watch Clint get an Oscar nomination for best actor. And if he wins, watch him do the empty chair routine again. Lol.

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      mts1098 

      6 years ago

      I remember some of the Clint movies and they were great...There was Clyde in a truck with Clint when Clint said "Right Turn" Clyde - the monkey punched passengers in the next vehicle. Well that is my memory but not 100% that is what really happened...cheers

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