Clint Eastwood Is One Wild and Crazy Guy -- His Show at the RNC Should Win An Emmy
One wild and crazy guy
Clint already has Oscars. Now an Emmy should be added to the collection of hardware on his mantel.
The only actor who ever made more sense than Clint Eastwood is Ronald Reagan. Barack Obama, however, no doubt would have been a terrific actor in the silent movie era. That was part of Clint’s point, although some conservatives and all liberals, especially those “left of Lenin”, obviously didn’t get it.
One should recall that Clint’s best buddy in Every Which Way but Loose was an orangutan. Clint had no trouble communicating with Clyde, so it doesn’t surprise me that Clint could communicate effectively with an empty chair.
Eastwood employed some fantastic imagery. Oprah crying over Obama. I suspect she’d be more than happy to give him a job next year when he is unemployed. I’m all for that. It would be rather hypocritical if he collected one of those entitlements he has promised everyone who doesn’t believe in the American Dream, to be paid for by the taxpayers’ dime.
We own this country
“We own this country.” I wonder who said that. China? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.
“You’re crazy, you’re absolutely crazy. You’re getting as bad as Biden.” I wonder who said that. Hillary Clinton when the president wanted to dump Biden for her? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.”
“Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party.” I wonder who said that. Joe Biden? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood. The story that has not come out yet is that Clint is trying to set up a debate between Joe Biden and Clyde the orangutan. I know who I’m betting on to win that one.
“And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.” I wonder who said that. Bill Clinton about his wife? No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood. And he wasn’t inferring that an intern is needed to do the job.
So Bill Clinton is giving the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention. Perhaps he will utilize the empty chair routine like Clint did. Clint and Clinton do have one thing in common -- serial womanizing. But that sort of behavior is the norm for Hollywood types. I’m not sure getting your rocks off in the White House while you are supposed to be balancing the budget is what voters and taxpayers expect or desire from our fearless leader.
Make my day!
“Make my day!” I wonder who said that. Monica Lewinsky at the moment of truth? (Think blue dress.) No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.
“I think possibly now it may be time for somebody else to come along and solve the problem.” I wonder who said that. Baraack Obama to Michelle when the toilet got plugged up and her efforts with a plunger failed? Rumor has it he said, “I flushed the economy down the toilet, this will be a snap for me.” No indeed, it was Clint Eastwood.
Clint always gets the bad guys. And he did it again with the empty chair bit and his other sound bites. And talk about turning Obamabaloney every which way but loose. He made my day!
Clint Eastwood should have won an Oscar for his movie Trouble with the Curve, released soon after his splendid performance at the Republican National convention. Much as the IRS targeted those who don’t support Obamabaloney, so did liberal movie critics who complained there was no same-sex marriage in it target the flick with bad reviews.
But Clint Eastwood will get the last laugh. He has a new movie in the works that will top all his previous performances. I’m not going to reveal details provided to me by my confidential sources. You’ll be hearing about it soon enough. Let me just say that this movie will prove that it was Dirty Harry who killed Osama bin Laden and not Barack Obama.
Also starring in the movie will be Urkel as Barack Obama, Michael Douglass (playing the role the same way he did Liberace) as Joe Biden, and Kate Upton as Hillary Clinton. Kate will be Clint’s love interest. Instead of “Make my Day!” Clint’s new slogan will be “Screw the Democrats!”