Doing a Hillary
Brown Prepares Breakfast
Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Monday, March 19, 2018. Our talented friend, Beetle Brown, is at the stove preparing Bacon and Egg Casseroles for our enjoyment. Brown is up to his little brown head in disgust for Hillary Clinton and the merry little band of fellow liars who are making her famous by following in her footsteps. Brown has asked for the pleasure of your company this morning. Please come as quickly as you can, lest the casseroles turn cold.
Another Day, Another Lie
Thanks so much for joining me this morning. Hardly a minute goes by without another public figure getting caught in a lie. I think we can now refer to this trend as "Doing a Hillary." Should the phase catch on, remember you heard it here. Hillary Clinton started off her career in politics by lying a long time ago. She has perfected her disdain for the truth over the years, but now even her fellow Democrats are growing weary of her antics. This woman has committed so many crimes that if justice really prevailed in our nation, she would be serving innumerable consecutive life sentences. She lied about her emails, she lied about keeping her server in the toilet, she destroyed emails that she said were personal, she bleached her disks and smashed her electronics. I could go on, but by now most of us know the score. The Democrats who still defend her are beyond enlightenment.
What's becoming quite clear now is that lying is in, and it is occurring at the highest levels. If we don't fix the problem, it will destroy us.
Nothing to Laugh About
Former FBI deputy director, Andrew McCabe, was fired before his official retirement. He lied under oath about his unauthorized leaking to the media. Attorney General Sessions gave the boot to McCabe on the recommendations of both the FBI's Office of Professional Responsibility and the Department of Justice Inspector General. Essentially, he lied and leaked, so clearly he had to go. The pathetic Dems are crying over the fact that McCabe was about to retire. I'm crying with relief that my tax money may not go to fund his retirement. I say "may" because the Democrats have offered to hire McCabe to save his pension. They should be fired , too. McCabe did a "Hillary" and is outraged that it didn't work out for him. He is now alleging that he had authorization to leak information to a reporter. Of course, if that were true than James Comey lied under oath to Congress when he denied authorizing leaking. Oh, the plot thickens. We had better fix this before we destroy our nation.
A Garbage Dump of Lies
The swamp is getting dirtier. It's almost hard to breathe. Shortly after McCabe was given the heave-ho, former FBI Director James Comey told President Trump that his new book, " A Higher Loyalty" will make it clear to the American people who is honorable and who is not. That sounds like a threat to me. Can you threaten the President of the United States without consequences? So far, it looks like you can. I wouldn't try it if I were you, because you will probably go to prison without a great deal of fanfare. Thus far, those in Washington have been allowed to get away with murder. I use this expression to mean that they commit crimes and walk away. For all I know some of those crimes may actually be murder. The point is that this parade of misconduct has to be addressed. If all of this ugliness is swept under the rug, we will have destroyed our nation.
Justice Must be Served
It is hard to accept the chain of events that have occurred since President Trump was elected. Trump Derangement Syndrome has infected the nation. This mental and moral disorder can be seen at the highest levels of government. It can also be seen at the deli counter in the supermarket. It is everywhere, and those that suffer from it are loud and tragically misinformed. President Trump is doing an outstanding job. He has accomplished more in his first year than Obama accomplished in eight years.
It is time to deal with the liars. It is time to drain the swamp, and that means those in all areas of government who are trying to undermine this president. Justice demands that Lois Learner pay for her actions. Justice demands that Loretta Lynch pay for her actions. Justice demands that Hillary Clinton pay for her actions. Bill has some explaining to do, as well. Justice demands that James Comey face the music. The same is true of Brennan, and McCabe. Former President Obama has some explaining to do, as well. The swamp is huge. The Deep State needs to be exposed and dealt with. We need to save our nation, and we need to roll up our sleeves and get the job done now. Our future depends upon it.
Don't know when I've felt so down
Don't it turn my brown eyes blue.....