Don't Cry Baby

Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Sunday, January 15, 2017. Our friend, Butterfly Blu, is at the breakfast table this morning. Blu has some advice for all the despairing Trump haters. Please join us for breakfast and wrap your arms around Blu's suggestions, while you enjoy French toast and bacon. We hope to see you soon.

Thanks so much for joining POP and me this morning. The momentum is building out there among those desperately opposed to a Trump presidency. If you are one of them, there are certain measures you can take to show the President-elect that you cannot be bought by a chance for a better life. To begin with, I suggest that when jobs open up in your area, you refuse to try for one. Spread the word among your family members, as well. Lockheed has just added their name to the growing list of companies who have decided to keep their business in America. New jobs are opening up in the thousands, but hold steadfast in your desire to remain on unemployment. That will be a bold move to show President -elect Trump that you can't be bought with a better job and a better future. Just say no! Hold fast to your refusal to support the new administration. Amazon has just announced they will be creating over 100,000 new jobs all over the nation. Keep your resolve and let those that voted for Trump get those positions. Allow them to show their weaknesses, as opposed to your strengths, by obtaining gainful employment and supporting their families. Just say no! The upside is that there will more unemployment for you, that is until you get cut off. You can stand it, I 'm sure. You really haven't faired well under an Obama presidency, so this should be a piece of cake for you. Practice really does make perfect.

Keep your chin up and be strong. Continue to get your news and advice from smart people like Rose O'Donnell. If Rosie thinks Marshall Law should be imposed, stand with her and demand it. We all know that she is famous and revered for her brilliant mind in dealing with today's pressing problems. Pay strict attention to the Grade B celebrities who like to appear on television and tell you how to think and who to support. Don't worry about the fact that they could care less about your life or the realities you face. Truthfully, most of them are so loaded that they will remain above the fray no matter what happens in this nation. They are telling you to oppose Trump, so do as they say. If you can't catch Rosie or the celebs, turn into the View. They have enough resolve and misinformation to go around the world several times. Let them guide you to a better life. Poverty isn't so bad, if the guys with plenty of money tell you so.

In a mere couple of days, Washington will be abuzz with excitement. President-elect Trump will be sworn into office and a new day will be dawning. The Inauguration presents many opportunities for you anti-Trumpsters to cause a ton of trouble. There will be plenty of protests going on aimed at disrupting the new president's inauguration. Why not join the thousands of protestors who will be trying to close down 12 security checkpoints at the U.S. Capitol? One of the protestors, organizer David Thurston, told a news conference that he wants to see a seething rebellion develop in Washington and across the country. I am sure Mr. Thurston will welcome your presence at the rebellion. It's not like you have anything better to do, so join the masses of crying babies, and be as un-American as you can be.

I have a great idea for those of you looking for a snack and a protest. On inauguration day, grab a piece of pizza and join the Communists, Socialists, Feminists, LGBTs and the anarchists for some protest with your pizza. These groups are just a few of those calling for mass protests and direct action. They are right on top of important issues facing our nation. They are not only anti-Trump, but they are anti-police, anti-war, anti-injustice, and justice, anti-immigration policy and anti borders. Join them and see what life is like among the crazies who love to hate everyone and everything. If this group doesn't fill the bill, professors and students are planning trips to attend the anti-Trump women's March on Washington. The opportunities abound, so join in, disgrace your nation and pray that our new president doesn't Make America Great Again!

Blu's Song

Don't clip my wings

Don't tie me down

I have places to go

I have people to see

Above all else

I just want to be free!