Get Your Bowin' Barak Doll Today!
Get yours today!
Hey there, kids! Don't you want one these!
It's the "Bowin' Barak Obama" doll.
This bad boys is perfect for showing proper respect for your Emperor of Japan Doll or Your Saudi King dolls. In fact, Bowin' Barak can be used with any Middle-Eastern monarch, Far Eastern Potentate or African dictator action figure*. Just squeeze his head and he says "I'm sorry."
No imagination required. Not available in Texas, Georgia and Florida.
*Not for use with Queen of England or Prime Minister of Israel dolls.
So what's up with all the bowing?
Barak Obama seems to have no trouble carrying himself like the king of all things over here in the states. He speaks and minions scurry to obey. He pontificates and pundits swoon and get tingly all over.
Then he goes on a road trip and starts with the whole " S'cuse us, Massah King, we's sorry we been disrespectful, boss. It weren't me what done that, now, it was Marse Bush, he's the one what acted all uppity-like. We all's just wants to get along now."
C'mon, dude! Hold your head up. You are the president of the most powerful country in the world. We've bailed out every two-bit old world country in every war for the past hundred years. We've sent trillions of dollars in food to starving nations around the world. We've bought their goods to the detriment of our own workers in order to be good neighbors. We've spent gazillions running around all over their countries gawking at their ruined cities and monuments and buying stupid trinkets as souvenirs. You can't name a single country we've conquered and enslaved. We've liberated a bunch of them too and given them back when the people wanted their independence and helped our enemies rebuild after they attacked us and we defeated them. We supported people on small islands when they wanted to hang with us. We have nothing to be ashamed of. If they don't want to buy Coca Cola and Big Macs, we're not forcing them too.
You are the first black man to reach the office of president and it is sad to watch you genuflect to kings and emperors whose fathers looked down on people with your skin color far worse and more recently than did most old line Southern Democrats in the 1800's.
Show some pride and self-respect in the nation that elevated you to arguably the most powerful position any human being on the planet holds. If you get voted out next time, it won't be because of your race. It will be because you prostituted yourself to white elitist socialists like George Sorros and William Ayers. What were you thinking in embracing progressivism. Do you not read history. Those people wanted to wipe your racial genes (at least half of them) entirely from the human gene pool! Hitler was a friggin' progressive.These guys think they can manipulate the "lower races" (read the literature) and rule the world.
These guys are using you to set up the mechanisms that they will use to destroy this country and clean up the human race to fit their preconceived notions of genetic purity. It's built into the elitist philosophy and it is a deadly toxin that will not only go after those who share your father's genes, but also those who share the genes of your mother as well.
When you bow to arrogant elitists like the emperor of Japan and the king of Saudi Arabia, those people are sitting back smiling at your naivety.
Mr. President, stand up straight! Grow a spine for all our sakes!