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Updated on February 23, 2015
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Buzzy is at the Table

Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Monday, February 23, 2015. Our friend, Buzzy, has flown in for breakfast this morning. He was "the proverbial fly on the wall" at President Obama's Jihad Summit. He is most anxious to share what he has learned from this misguided meeting. Buzzy has asked for the pleasure of your company. He has prepared delicious apple crepes for your enjoyment. I will supply Irish coffees to add to the pleasure. We hope to see you soon.

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Legitimate Greivances

Thank you all for joining me this morning. As Breakfastpop told you, I made it a point to sit in on President Obama's strange meeting at the White House. It's goal may have been to find a solution to terrorism once and for all., As an observer, I got the impression the summit was designed to take the heat off Muslims. First of all, I learned that terrorists are not Islamic. I now know this because the President told me so. They are merely violent extremists, so please watch your mouth and take Islam out of the equation. Never mind that ISIS refers to themselves as Islamic. President Obama knows better. If you feel it necessary to criticize a religion, go for Christianity. President Obama and former President Jimmy Carter think that Christians are the true barbarians. Come to think of it, President Obama doesn't really respect the Jewish people, if his rude and indefensible treatment of Bebe Netanyahu is any indication of his feelings. The message here is quite simple, never and I mean, never criticize Islam. Got that? President Obama and the rest of the attendees want us to know that it is our responsibility to address the grievances that drive otherwise well-behaved followers of Islam to behave badly. After all, how can we hope to put an end to violent extremism without getting into the hearts and minds of those who would love to kill us. I mean, fair is fair. The burden is on us. Muslims would like to create a world-wide caliphate in which the one true religion will be Islam. They have every right to want what they want. It is our job to see if we can make their dreams come true. Sadly, I think Americans are off to a good start.

Educating an Ignorant Public

Clearly, President Obama thought this summit was a brilliant idea. I am sure all the members of the Muslim community invited to attend were thrilled, as well. They have a great friend in Obama. They have a leader who understands the difficult position they are in. They represent groups that try to appear legitimate while being just the opposite in reality. Deceit isn't always easy to pull off, but thus far groups like the Muslim Brotherhood and CAIR are doing a great job. They want that global caliphate as much as the next guy, but they are quite skilled at staying just a tad under the radar. Admiral James Lyons (U.S. Navy, Ret.) was a former Commander-in-Chief, U.S. Pacific Fleet, said that the Muslim Brotherhood has already infiltrated all of the National Security Agencies in our nation. President Obamas election gave this group and others a welcome sign. This summit is just another signal that the Obama Administration is on the side of Islam, because Islam is not the problem. Right now, I am quite sure that President Obama is the problem and Americans had better wake up before too much damage has been done.

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Obama's Solution to Jihad

According to President Obama the answer to ending terror is to give all the terrorists jobs. If they had a nice little job to go to everyday, maybe the thought of beheading people wouldn't be so appealing. He somehow has forgotten that the terrorists who killed thousands of people who went to work on September 11th, were all from wealthy families. They came from privilege and still hated Americans. How very un -Islamic of them. I can only suppose that given the choice of entering the family business or blowing themselves up in a plane, the prospect of dancing with all those virgins won the day. President Obama is expending way too much energy defending Islam. It is time to ask ourselves why this is happening. Better yet, it is time to ask him.

Out Tweet the Enemy

President Obama gave some thought to the pesky terrorist problem and concluded that he was fresh out of new ideas, other than those presented in the Jihad Summit. He has now turned the problem over to us. All we have to do is tweet our ideas. He has thrown the problem in our laps, so when jihad comes to America we will have to look in the mirror and blame ourselves for our lack of creativity and resolve. Here's my tweet:" Let's start with impeachment."

Buzzy's Song

Fly me to the moon and let me live where I am free

Things are so ugly now

We may be up a tree!

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