Hillary Makes My Head Hurt
Buzzy Needs an Aspirin
Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Monday, September 5, 2016. Our busy friend, Buzzy, is at the breakfast table this morning. His little head is racked with pain. Hillary Clinton and her lies have put him over the edge. Please join Buzzy for breakfast this morning. He is serving scrambled eggs and bacon. I will be serving Irish coffees. If you have a few aspirin to spare, Buzzy would appreciate being the recipient of them. Hillary is making him sick. Please hurry over.
A Document Dump
Thank you all for joining me this morning. Your company and your aspirin have done wonders for my mood. The beginning of the Labor Day week-end was an optimum time for the FBI to release dozens and dozens of pages from their probe into Hillary Clinton's use of personal e-mail. Clearly, the government has a very low opinion of the American people. They were counting on the fact that all Americans would be stuffing their faces with hotdogs for four days straight, having no time to even consider one page of their document dump. For those few people who were curious about the reports, I am quite sure they were put off by all the redacted pages. Once the dismay over the blanked out pages was digested, it was time to come to grips with the fact that the Secretary of State didn't have a clue about the classification system. Imagine that, the Secretary of State testified that she had no idea what the giant "C" meant before a paragraph in an email marked Confidential. She said she thought it had something to do with the alphabet. She went on to further insult our collective intelligence by saying that she didn't pay attention to the level of classified information that she was privy to. Her memory failed her when she was asked about any training she received with regard to the handling of federal records. The fact that FBI Director James Comey bought her naivete is just as appalling as Clinton's attempt to explain away her carelessness. Before we go on, could someone please pass me another aspirin?
Where's the Laptop?
Just to add more fire to the Clinton pot, let's consider the fact that the Clinton team seems to have lost a laptop filled with her emails. Unbelievably, the laptop was lost in the mail! A thumb drive was also lost. Somewhere out there is a laptop and a thumb drive filled with sensitive information. It is either floating around in a post office somewhere or it is sitting in the hands of people who shouldn't be privy to state business. James Comey has admitted that her email system could have been remotely accessed by foreign hackers. Clinton's secretive and caress action put all of us at risk, and yet the FBI did not see fit to hold her responsible for her actions. Could someone please spare another aspirin, please?
Sweeping it Under the Rug
Tons of emails were deleted from Clinton's private email server. Bleachbit is a special program designed to prevent recovery of documents. Clinton used that program to destroy evidence. Bill Clinton's aides smashed some of Hilary's devices to bits with a hammer. I guess all the details about Chelsea's wedding were too private for the public to see. I suppose the FBI just didn't feel the use of Bleachbit and hammers damning enough to recommend she be charged. After all, it's not like she burned down the State Department. I'll take another aspirin, please.
She Can't Remember
When the FBI questioned Clinton about her emails, she just couldn't remember a thing. In fact, she repeated those words at least 40 times during her questioning. After playing down the state of her health, she decided to use her December 2012 fall as a handy excuse for her inability to recall anything. She was asked by the FBI to give an example of how a federal document is classified. Hillary didn't have a clue about the process. She also couldn't remember when she got her security clearance. Her concussion is responsible for her lapses of memory. Actually, "Lapses" is a fairly generous word to describe Hillary's inability to remember things like who had access to her Blackberry or why she didn't get a secure Blackberry. She just couldn't remember or recall a thing. Sorry FBI, blame it all on her "health Incident" which affected her then, but not now. I am just a fly on the wall, but all of this makes me sick. The lying is out of control and the FBI's reluctance to do anything about it is disgusting and dangerous. All I can say is the Clinton's must have pictures, tons of pictures. Can I have one last aspirin for the road?
Buzzy's Song
Fly Me to the Moon
And let me live where I am free
Life down here on earth
Is way to much for me!