In Search of a Crime
Chiquita Holds Her Ears
Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Sunday, July 23, 2017. Our noisy friend, Chiquita Cicada, is at the breakfast table this morning. Somehow she has managed to prepare blueberry waffles while holding her ears. She, as well as most of sane America, are sick and tired of the unending search for a crime that they can use to hurt President Trump. Please join Chiquita and me for a delicious meal and some plain talk about the insanity that is sweeping our nation. I'll leave the door open.
A Piñata Filled With Crime
Thank you so much for joining me this morning. The piñata is a symbol of a bag of crimes Special Prosecutor Mueller and his biased cracker jack team are hoping to discover about President Trump, his children, his wife, his friends, his business dealings, his conversations and his every move. I can only suppose they believe that if they dig deep enough and search long enough something tasty will shake loose, and they will be able to get rid of our sitting president. Certainly, they have the means to keep this charade up for years. They have our money so they need not fear running out of cash to fuel their fire. I have no doubt that President Trump's first term in office will be clouded by constant investigations, insinuations, fake news and lying loose lips. It's not going to be a fun ride, and you can take that to the bank.
The Nonsense Won't Stop
Since this investigation is likely to go on forever, I have a idea that might make it more bearable. I think we need to appoint another Special Prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton. The two lawyers can work diligently on their own cases and the first one to actually produce a crime wins. I'm betting on the lawyer who gets Clinton. Since collusion is such a popular word these days the SP should take a look at the $500,000 check presented to Bill Clinton for a speech he gave in Moscow. The fact that Hillary was Secretary of State at the time adds some intrigue to the pot. Let's throw in her opposition to sanctions that targeted Russian entities. This line of inquiry is very likely to bear fruit. After the former president delivered his speech, he received a personal phone call from Putin. People in the Trump administration are being thrown under the bus just for talking to a Russian, but Bill get's the gold ring by speaking to Putin himself. I don't remember hearing much about this. Do you?
The Clinton SP should also explore Clinton and Obama's approval of a deal that gave Russia one fifth of America's uranium reserves. It seems quite clear that the Clinton's had a great deal more involvement with the Russians than anyone in the entire Trump administration. Of course, the MSM didn't care about any of this when it occurred. Now that the animals have turned their sights on the Trump administration, their level of interest and "concern" has escalated.
Adding Fuel to the Fire
Lest the Clinton SP get bored with collusion, he or she could move on to the US Postal Service. It appears that the Postal Service violated federal law by allowing employees to do union funded work for Hillary's campaign while on leave from the agency. I will admit that an investigation of the matter began a few months ago, but it is highly unlikely it will go anywhere. None of these investigations ever do, not for lack of evidence, but for lack of determination and moral compass. The newly appointed SP for Clinton could take over the matter and do something about it. In fact, it would be marvelous if all the Clinton scandals would go under a microscope. There would be enough real work to keep the SP employed for decades!
It is not just to investigate a sitting president because you don't like him or his policies. It is not just to accuse his family of misconduct because you don't like real estate moguls who think they can govern. It is not just to report fake news, lie to the public and ruin lives. If justice was a real concern, Hillary Clinton would be sporting an orange jumpsuit right now, most of the media would be unemployed and Pelosi, Warren, and Waters would be in a mental institution. Sadly, we don't really have justice in this country at this time. We just have the appearance of justice, and that is not enough.
I''m Chiquita Cicada and I'm here to say
I wish the haters would just go away!