Buzzy is as the Table
Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Monday, March 20, 2017. Our busy friend Buzzy, the proverbial fly on the wall, is here at the table this morning. Buzzy has just completed a national tour of America, and he has concluded that many Americans have completely, and perhaps irrevocably, lost their minds. Please join Buzzy and me for scrambled eggs, bacon and rye toast, and chat about our nation's mental health issues. We hope to see you soon. We don't want the eggs to get cold.
Thanks so much for joining us this morning. I hope you bolted the door behind you, because it just isn't safe out there. It's official now, we have a new disorder sweeping the snowflakes. It is called Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, and it is all the rage. It is quite easy to recognize a sufferer. Just mention President Trump's name in a crowded room and look for the sufferers. They will be cowering in a corner in tears. This reaction is then followed by a desire to flee the room to the utter relief of those in touch with reality. Bereaved Clinton and Sanders supporters don't answer questions. They never offer proof of anything. They just spout insanity and flee. Do your best to avoid these people. They are dangerous and unpredictable.
Our Children at Risk
The new age of accepted mental disorder in school is upon us. Kids are not taking a nap in the hay. Now they are taking naps in expensive colleges. Life is just too stressful for these students. They need distraction from real life. Give them clay and they can mold little President Trump's to rid themselves of their angst. Crooked Hillary and Socialist Bernie Sanders lost the election and they just can't cope. The disorder has manifested itself on the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus. Students are calling for black students to attend college for free. The justification stems from the days of slavery when blacks were barred from education. Those in favor of this move also believe that ACT and SAT scores restrict opportunities for the poor. It seems that "white supremacy" has reared its head once again. The campus is rife with racial divides and hateful incidents against Jews, blacks, whites and just about anything that lives or breathes is rampant.
The insanity on campus is seen now at California State University at Long Beach. A student paper believes that milk has become the new symbol of white supremacy in the country. Many others agree and that speaks gallons about the state of education and in our nation.
The end all be all has just happened in New York where they want to hire teachers who can't pass a literacy test. The purpose is to increase diversity in their schools. Why discriminate against illiterate teachers? Why not allow anyone into the classrooms? How about felons, rapists, kidnappers and pornographers? Everyone has something to offer, so open the school doors and put out the welcome mat. President Obama did that with our country.
Preparing for Resistance
Those who suffer from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder should take heart. There is help out there to prepare victims for resisting his presidency. MoveOn is instructing anti-Trump agitators strategies to help them cope with stress. They are focusing on breathing exercises. Now the snowflakes can add breathing to their routines of hugging, coloring, crying and blankie cuddling. The paid agitators probably won't need to avail themselves of this help.
All I can say is this is going to be a long four years. May President Trump make Americ great again!
Fly them to the moon
And get them out of here
Fly them to the moon
They are more than I can bear....